Another NYE enema?

PLT: When taking pictures at family gatherings, always position the boyfriend/girlfriends on the far edges. It make it so much easier to crop them out when necessary.

According to my doctor, I am not overweight at all. Rather, I'm just short for my weight.

According to his charts, I should be 11'6".

There's s pro life tip I never considered before.

Someone needs to work on their delivery ... and someone needs to work on the whole set-up.

This is r/Jokes. No probably about it.

Surviving a Sinking Ocean Cruiser? Here's one of my favorites [not OC]:

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tragedy, and relying on any floating debris, paddle their way to an island they spot nearby.
They make shelters, find food and water and all the basics needed to survive on an island in the middle of the ocean. After 3 months, they finally decide no one is going to rescue them, so they build better shelters and get used to living their lives together on the island.
In the fourth month, the 2 men and the woman start to get certain ... human needs. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual
desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
After six weeks of this, the woman feels so guilty about what she has done with the 2 men that she kills herself, as this was not the way she was brought up and she couldn't bear to continue living this way.
A month later, the 2 men start to get certain ... human needs again. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
This goes on for about 2 months. Finally, the 2 men feel so guilty about what they have done, they bury her.

Never quartered.

Though drawn is not good, either.

Billing.

No relevance.

Great story.

My wife proposed a new sex game, in which we would be assigned baseball positions to 'play.'

She was to be the catcher, and I was assigned the same position I played as a kid on a little league team: Left Out.

Doesn't this sound more like r/3amjokes?

Bots rarely do.

One can only hope.

My wife's line: "The bigger the truck, the smaller the tool."

Most of us will just have to take your word on that.

An ambulance.

... and here I thought we were just talking about fake boobs.

The next day, the secretary was looking for a new job, unsure of how it swirled down the drain so fast.

Sadly, no canaries or wizards on Wizard Island in Oregon.

Coincidentally, my wife is also an English teacher. She always corrects my grammar while having sex.

I'll go "suck it good" and she'll reply "it's suck it well!". I'll say "Who's your daddy?" and she'll correct "who's your dad?".

Can we use sex aids? Otherwise, there are going to be a lot of disappointed women very soon.

From waiting.

If he is brave .... and man enough.