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Swallow.
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Reply to On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Normally the BMW owner is the Dick.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in On the farm by Sharp-Incident-6272
Must have been a Bot to fuck this comment up.
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Why did the producer of Dirty Jobs get fired?
He was a Mike Rowe manager.
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Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in I once told someone I had a half brother by OwenJthomas89
What a pleasant thought to start your kayak journey with. Bet this old guy is a hoot at parties.
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Reply to comment by EvilRedRobot in Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas! by AralphNity
Wheat is her problem?
Waitsfornoone t1_j5vnwcg wrote
Pope Francis was just diagnosed with the bird flu.
It is thought he got it from one of the cardinals.
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Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
Check your phone - there are plenty of words in there.
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Reply to comment by FactoryBuilder in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Obligation fulfilled. Well done.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5u5hss wrote
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I don’t know if I can get hard; I just got laid this morning.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5tqiqs wrote
I saw my math teacher walking into a bar holding some graph paper.
I thought, “he's plotting something”.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5tb640 wrote
You'd better win the appeal, or you'll find yourself surrounded by con seated people at your next stop.
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They both make you hide the wienie.
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Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You might want to re-think only "for a while."
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Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
... and they used the lance-a-lot.
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Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
He sounds like a knee-jerk to me.
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Reply to comment by enderverse87 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
I always knew it as the pickle slicer joke.
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Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
I do not like this here or there.
I do not like this anywhere.
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Reply to comment by AdditionalCheetah354 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You might want to pack a lunch.
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Hot and moist.
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Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge
Just stamp my form and a Ben Franklin will be warming up your pocket.
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It's a fucking foot?
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Reply to comment by sergyps in Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
What ladies?
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Reply to comment by Oxonianelapidae70 in A young boy enters a barber shop by Bjear
... You'd have ice cream cones for the rest of your life.