Waitsfornoone
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8k0p2 wrote
Reply to What drugs do ducks do? by CK_HAMAD48
You quack me up.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8i7os wrote
The only thing you have to fear is sphere itself.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8hn4r wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13
Thus concludes another episode of "Bots gone wild!"
Waitsfornoone t1_ja8h46e wrote
Reply to comment by Mockhachiman86 in A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked at the door... by Gaphumbala
... per each mount.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja5ka2r wrote
Reply to Why did the sailor ground his son? by Mkvrgic420
The kid is now both grounded and underwater.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja5g1x1 wrote
Celebration day.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja5ftic wrote
Gum ... if it's far enough in the bum.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja5f0g3 wrote
Did you hear about the Holocaust?
The Jews did Nazi that one coming.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja43qmz wrote
Reply to Whaddaya call a whore with fat ankles? by [deleted]
Nope, still Cankles.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja43hfh wrote
Reply to A man goes to the bank to apply for a loan by germsburn
Sally!
Waitsfornoone t1_ja433n6 wrote
I'm thankful that at least her name is .... Marge.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja41wnl wrote
Reply to comment by dubbzy104 in The first rule of Assumption Club is by Gil-Gandel
It is!
Waitsfornoone t1_ja3nptq wrote
Reply to comment by DrLycFerno in There are 7.888 billion people on earth by SecurityNo1814
8.01
Waitsfornoone t1_ja3niod wrote
Reply to I love watching Friends! by liamsitagem
... with a light on.
Waitsfornoone t1_ja3k3zv wrote
Why am I suddenly hungry?
Waitsfornoone t1_j9wq5ij wrote
I recall 2nd grade rather fondly.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9w5inz wrote
Reply to comment by palebluedotcitizen in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Yep, this one is low effort/low impact.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9vy7lt wrote
Reply to comment by Leather-You4318 in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
... and that guy you promised is very aware.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9vy2c6 wrote
Reply to comment by nukeemtilltheyglow in What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader
>French Lick
Known for its' Birds.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9hezzi wrote
You had me at polish - I thought the guy was going to polish the magic lamp and have wonderful things happen.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9c3qov wrote
Reply to comment by DutchOfBurdock in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
>"You're where fun goes to die!"
FTFY.
Waitsfornoone t1_j9c3dgk wrote
Reply to comment by windmillninja in How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Even if you're not from the South ....
Waitsfornoone t1_j6t3yon wrote
... and other stuff, but I lost track.
Waitsfornoone t1_j6pfca7 wrote
Plastic Surgeons are not known for their humor.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaaqfnc wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between snow and a girl? by ctnfpiognm
One can heat up and enhance the charm, while the other just loses it.