Waitsfornoone
Waitsfornoone t1_jdzuoim wrote
Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater
... as a brick.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdzukyh wrote
Reply to comment by jet_heller in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Time to go frog catching.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdztqns wrote
Reply to This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Is that frog available for rental?
Waitsfornoone t1_jdy6h6o wrote
Dick, no ass.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdts1na wrote
Reply to Archimedes had his bath (buoyancy). Newton had his apple (gravity). Poincaré had his... by RolloutTieDispenser
That was over a century ago. Can you imagine how hairy they are now?
Waitsfornoone t1_jdrfunp wrote
This is what happens when octogenarians stay up past their nap time.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdqplpu wrote
... and squirrels!
Waitsfornoone t1_jdqp2n6 wrote
But probably not into Swallows at all.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdpbwqz wrote
At least she's pulling something ...
Waitsfornoone t1_jdm5fqm wrote
"Ay, there's the rub."
Waitsfornoone t1_jdk8gb7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Still better than being a minor on purpose.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdk84le wrote
Reply to comment by ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Exactly whose bush was interfered with?
Waitsfornoone t1_jdk7etr wrote
Reply to comment by rigabamboo in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
That wily Bus Driver always seems to show up when kinky sex is involved.
Waitsfornoone t1_jdfqb1v wrote
Reply to comment by WarlikeDisco in I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco
Why are you letting this Norton fellow beat you?
Submitted by Waitsfornoone t3_11yw1n3 in Jokes
Waitsfornoone t1_jcwozm6 wrote
Anything you want. It's not like the dog can catch you and do something about it.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaeto5i wrote
Golf caddie at local club?
Waitsfornoone t1_jaetfae wrote
Reply to comment by Groucho-Marxist50 in What’s the best job for someone with a humiliation kink? by PinkCrystal1031
she/he/them/it.
FTFY.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaeggaa wrote
Reply to M doctor said I have leprosy. by hornytoad69
It's not so funny - it already got the y from "My" in your headline.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaeg9wx wrote
What do you get when a Smurf pees on your lawn? Bluegrass.
Waitsfornoone t1_jadjyik wrote
Reply to comment by Kcnflman in Two cannibals were eating and the first one says: Your sister makes a delicious soup. The second one says: by GinoF2020
Bless your heart.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaax7l9 wrote
Reply to comment by djtrey420 in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
The reference was to the first commentator.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaas1r7 wrote
Reply to comment by djtrey420 in What do you call the cops in Nepal? by djtrey420
It's just a bot, but ... Hey! Happy Cake Day.
Waitsfornoone t1_jaarnuo wrote
Reply to Why was 7 afraid of π? by SixGunJohnny
Will this 7 ate 9 tree ever wither and die?
Waitsfornoone t1_je06hyc wrote
Reply to Never literally taking cooking instructions… by Phippsy771
Is pot legal where you live? Just askin'.