Wazootyman13
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw0lzw wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
And, 2021 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7vB9Pq/
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw0fhj wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
The first 2022 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR7vUDQj/
Wazootyman13 t1_jcvzxib wrote
Reply to comment by Wazootyman13 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
This is from the third time I did this.
(I'm the guy, my friend Ema is the woman, and her wife is filming... soon after we stopped recording, Ema pounded milk)
Wazootyman13 t1_jcvzdw0 wrote
I've done it 3 times. First 2, I lasted the 60 minutes to claim the prize. Third one, I accidentally drank some water 45 minutes in, because I like water and wasn't even feeling heat.
The one that messed me up the worst was some sunflower seeds that were referred to as something like Atomic Snowballs
They came in a 5 pack with intensifying heat.
The first 3 were fine, even tasty. Then the 4th started messing me up (plus, they tasted terrible). After having the 5th level, I knew I was messed.
And, since I'm a dumbass, I did this while on Jetty Island in Washington State. I mention this because there's only one bathroom on that entire island, and we were a half mile from it.
After finishing, I desperately needed to journey there, and, it was a half mile away.
And, I had to drive the 30 miles home, which was also terrible.
So, in conclusion, the one chip is fine. The Atomic Snowball is one of my largest regrets
Wazootyman13 t1_j2bu92p wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Turkey club by LuongQuang
“I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it. How'd it start anyway?" - Mitch Hedberg
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Reply to Give your dog a medieval name by ReadPoopFiction
Hmmmm, my dog's name is Guffman and his full name is Sir Guffman Puppen.
Which, seems more apt than the ones the generator spawned
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Reply to comment by china_catsunflower in Cerebrovascular insulin receptors are defective in Alzheimer’s disease by BlitzOrion
Ermmm... dumb it down for me more... as in, I'm a Type 1 diabetic... this probably won't affect me as much as if I were a Type 2, right?
(Though, I do have a family history of Type 2)
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Reply to Man Discovers Rare Medieval Wedding Ring Worth an Estimated $47,000 While Using His Metal Detector by EyeWantItThatWay
I got a metal detector for my birthday 2 months ago.
There's a former patch of blackberries by me (neighbor bulldozed it)
So, I've used my detector to find a crushed can of Pepsi from 91, an MGD from the early 90s and some Safeway grape soda from 1985
Years are guesses based on logos
Wazootyman13 t1_jcw14iu wrote
Reply to comment by Clashman320 in TIFU by eating the one chip challenge by Dapper_Weekend8391
Yeah, the same company does the Solar Flare Sunflower seeds, and those absolutely wrecked me (I've done OCC three times and eaten a Nashville Hot sandwich where I had to sign a waiver)