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WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j29j51h wrote
Reply to comment by sdotmills in List of Eric Adams Allies Hired to High-Paid Government Posts Keeps Growing by Eurynom0s
Why pick on Adams? Not like he’s the Mayor or something. OH…wait…
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j29j0y1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in List of Eric Adams Allies Hired to High-Paid Government Posts Keeps Growing by Eurynom0s
Which is why I said Adams is worse than Dinkins
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j28q33y wrote
Reply to comment by Sea_Consequence_7699 in List of Eric Adams Allies Hired to High-Paid Government Posts Keeps Growing by Eurynom0s
There were always corrupt cops, and there will always be corrupt cops.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j265vwm wrote
Almost don’t want to comment in this subreddit because of all the Adams’ sockpuppet accounts but <deep breath> this guy sucks balls. Never thought we were downgrading when DeBlasio left, and he’s even worse than David “million dollar headboard” Dinkins…which is saying something.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j226hn7 wrote
Reply to comment by Future_Ad8697 in One thing people often forget about immortality is that the effects of dementia will render you useless sooner rather than later by exmxn
Immortality isn’t reality for complex organisms like vertebrates, so you lost us with the first sentence.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j21jmov wrote
Reply to One thing people often forget about immortality is that the effects of dementia will render you useless sooner rather than later by exmxn
Dementia is death of brain cells, and immortality would also prevent such age-related deterioration.
Of course you’ll be clear-minded as you watch everyone you love die, and as you watch the sun that makes this planet inhabitable swell as it ages, consuming the planet and you in fiery torment from which you can’t escape.
So…good times
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j21ceky wrote
Reply to My Old Navy jacket's care instructions telling me to dry it with tennis balls by underwaterbread
Also known as “I’m never buying this jacket”
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j213p0j wrote
BEFORE this cold snap my gas bill was $190. I’m going to get hosed when I pay at the end of January. But, the warnings about natural gas prices rising have been in the news for months. I expected this.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j210git wrote
Reply to This business just puts their open, empty cash tray on display to deter theft while they’re closed for holidays. by mpworth
OOOH, LOOK! A free cash tray! /s
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1wr0an wrote
Reply to comment by KrisEyre in My advice: You should never date a cross-eyed girl. by KrisEyre
Some jokes are very region-specific. For instance:
A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.”
The polar bear pays and takes a seat.
Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.”
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1wl5xo wrote
You mean “lazy eyed girl” right?
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1ssjwf wrote
Gallstones? Chicken ate TOO well
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iyeqvd7 wrote
Reply to Eric Adams Resumes Placing Mentally Ill People Into Audience Of ‘The Tonight Show’ Against Their Will by julian88888888
I always suspected people who think Jimmy Fallon is funny are also brain damaged.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iyaf4a0 wrote
Reply to comment by thisisntmineIfoundit in New York City Will Hospitalize More Mentally Ill People Involuntarily-- feelings on this.. by jojobean018
Start with social work and housing assistance, drug treatment, and trauma counseling so they can transition to readiness for work and independent living. Yes, some may be schizophrenic or have some other disorder that needs medication and an adherence plan so they stay on their meds—like the first things I listed. Adams wants to snatch them off the street and stick them in a locked ward so we don’t have to see them anymore. Many homeless are veterans, sent home without help from the same government that delights in spending trillions on weapons systems like the F-35 that are as dangerous to the pilot as they are to the enemy. Take some of that $600 million and spend it on veterans.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy99kbg wrote
Reply to New York City Will Hospitalize More Mentally Ill People Involuntarily-- feelings on this.. by jojobean018
We were heading here eventually. Our country has enough trouble providing care for Medical issues, but is entirely incompetent for mental health issues. Since addressing mental health is something we’d never vote for, the “law and order” crowd will just institutionalize them and keep them out of the sight of voters who never valued constitutional rights in the first place.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy6x8bz wrote
The irony is many of you pay for nj.com so they’ve monetized you twice.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy3sgye wrote
Reply to comment by jetoler in Somewhere, during the countdown to Y2K, someone's power went out and they probably thought the world was ending. by YourAverageTylerFan
Those where the days when “the call came from inside the house” was truly terrifying in horror movies.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy1vnkk wrote
You sure it isn’t 3/4 of a string bean?
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy1vjnu wrote
Reply to My sister who works at an upholstery factory fell into one of the machines yesterday…. by atomicpete
If only you could weave a better joke. /s
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy1uvgd wrote
Reply to Somewhere, during the countdown to Y2K, someone's power went out and they probably thought the world was ending. by YourAverageTylerFan
LOL, the place I worked made us stay through midnight in case something went horribly wrong. Someone at midnight flipped the light switches off, freaking out a lot of people. I won’t say that light flipper was me, but….
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iy130wy wrote
Reply to Future generations will likely look back on reality TV the same way we look back on Roman gladiators. by entrendre_entendre
Thinking they were cool and making award-winning movies like “Spartacus” and “Gladiator” about them?
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_ixxltym wrote
Reply to this is a long shot but could anyone tell me what bridge this is. from the view of Palisades in Alpine by ClownFishEnigma
Whitestone or the Throggs Neck
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_ixwi7ki wrote
Reply to We think of the Roman Empire as ancient, despite the fact it technically ended in 1453. by PenguinTheYeti
The Roman Catholic Church is still very much alive and well and they are a vestige of the Roman Empire.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_ixfths5 wrote
A rabbi, Kanye and Dave Chappelle walk into a bar.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j29j80a wrote
Reply to comment by PvtHudson in List of Eric Adams Allies Hired to High-Paid Government Posts Keeps Growing by Eurynom0s
Gotta earn positive comments. When Adams earns it, he’ll get it.