Blond gritty human James Bond. I think they may have borrowed some of this spirit from Layered Cake.

Story was wild too. None of the running over the crocodiles crap.

you forgot bad breath and being terrible in bed

I will execute this power to stop remakes from being made.

It was a very sophisticated movie with a lot of subtle context it it about the effects of Reaganomics on society, buttered over a seemingly teenage camp story portrayed by a bunch of 30yolds.

no children's laugh in The Human Centipede Part 1, just muffled crying and whimpering

Not always.

Both female protagonists in Drag Me To Hell and It Follows were probably smarter than your average person, trying to escape their fates.

hotness and vulnerability

• 200 Cigarettes - Manhattan
• The 13th Floor - 1920s LA
• Clerks 1 - New Jersey collection of smalltowns

First, they hang over your house, and then - follow you while you are driving.

• Clay Pigeons - country
• Trainspotting - 90s
• Plains, Trains & Automobiles & Cabaret - imperfect scores, but some pretty memorable songs I had to research
• Goodfellas

Swept some awards from Jerry's new girlfriend.

sadly, Green Cobbler (or smth) with the fat superhero Seth Rogen.

the freezer lost power, uhhh

that was a hobo from East River that was cunningly QT lookalike

are people paid to post here about CB every single day, sometimes multiple times?

Dumb And Dumber, both diners.

Nah, I knew it was not a real shark, as opposed to Jurassic Park.

It was originally cleverly posted as a one-of-the-first "found footage". If you just read it, and did not read the reviews, subsequently going into a movie theatre with the perception it was an actual documentary - it did hit the right way.

• Monsters (2010) - original budget of $1.5k. Nobody except two leads knew they were in a movie. Special effects edited by the same guy who shot it, in the course of 2 years.
• Cosmos (2019) - original budget of $0. Shot with the borrowed equipment and savvy fellows who knew a thing or two about radioastronomy,
• Reservoir Dogs - original budget of $15k. You shoot it with a bunch of actor friends in an empty mini-warehouse.

Here's some ideas from the past.

Human Centipede Part 1. Makes me enjoy the fact that I'm not hanging out in the wet blue German forests.

becoming less and less Sci-Fi lately

Blade Runner (1982), followed by Jack And Jill.

as long as your friends are not suicidal.

Hottest non-binary acting person this year.

very very hard to come by anything besides a stashed VHS version