Zelensexual
Zelensexual t1_j27xm1s wrote
Reply to comment by pineapplecharm in My dog looks like he was inexpertly photoshopped in at the wrong angle by pineapplecharm
He looks like he's super happy and trying to do that thing where people jump up and tap their heels together lol
Zelensexual t1_j25a9cu wrote
Does he/she always walk like that?
Zelensexual t1_j20x6g5 wrote
Reply to comment by Aidy246 in A re-usable crisp box and diet coke cup in a French McDonalds by blackjack_beans
Can "chips" ever mean the same as what you call "crisps?"
Zelensexual t1_j1zjnvd wrote
Reply to comment by Hanginon in TIL that there is a brand of potato chips developed for prison commissaries that was so popular on the inside that it became available to the mass market. by a_side_of_toast
Yeah. And I usually can't get enough of potato chips. I ended up giving most of them away too. Don't think anyone else really enjoyed them either.
Zelensexual t1_j1ytvzq wrote
Reply to My hair had 15 split ends by DjohariDjohariah
Poor Boy
Zelensexual t1_j1yqszt wrote
Reply to TIL that there is a brand of potato chips developed for prison commissaries that was so popular on the inside that it became available to the mass market. by a_side_of_toast
I bought 12 bags of these once, because I'm a potato chip aficionado and had heard such good things about them, and they only sold them in bulk.
Unfortunately, I was not impressed. C-
Zelensexual t1_iy70sox wrote
Reply to LPT: when making your bed and fighting with the fitted sheet…The tag always goes in the bottom right corner by Clementine1234567
Tag... Get a load of this guy
Zelensexual t1_iy6jpaf wrote
Reply to comment by ursus_americanus_ in Pride flag pitch invader brings World Cup game to a standstill by Society-Practical
Eh, in Qatar any flag can be a pride flag if there are enough colors on them.
Zelensexual t1_iwn2xqx wrote
Reply to comment by M-S-S in TIL, there's a condition called, "Encopresis" wherein the sufferer loses control of their bowels after holding in their stool as long as they can first. by SweetPrism
'Encopresis.' In a theater near you soon.
Zelensexual t1_iw4uivb wrote
Reply to comment by shit-i-love-drugs in Banksy artwork appears on damaged building in Ukraine by dutchgypsy
What I mean is that even if he isn't physically there, that's still a fucking Banksy, and as you can see, everybody is talking about it
Zelensexual t1_iw1z950 wrote
Reply to comment by 202048956yhg in Banksy artwork appears on damaged building in Ukraine by dutchgypsy
And as such he's still there
Zelensexual t1_iuvvclm wrote
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. His Noodly Appendage will be very pleased indeed. Ramen.
Zelensexual t1_iug3wg7 wrote
Reply to comment by AbandonedFactory in These chips have a variety of flavors in the same bag by Beertimeanytime
Similarly, in California we have Earthquake Chips. Haven't had them in a while, methinks I need some.
Edit: Used to have, apparently. Dammit. Can't have anything nice!
Zelensexual t1_iu3jr4t wrote
Reply to comment by neongecko12 in TIL bicycle brakes in the UK are reversed from the US and Europe by UlisKromwell
I don't even have a front brake on my bike.
Zelensexual t1_iu3h8r1 wrote
Reply to comment by deepoctarine in TIL bicycle brakes in the UK are reversed from the US and Europe by UlisKromwell
Hell no. The right brake is the main one you use. You have to be much more careful and lighter with the front brake, otherwise you'll go flying.
Zelensexual t1_iu3gbql wrote
Reply to comment by temujin64 in TIL that Hachiko, the dog famous for waiting for his owner for years after the owner's death, was stuffed and put into a museum by Yurekuu
Well, goddammit. Another dream crushed.
Zelensexual t1_j2xfji9 wrote
Reply to comment by aint_that_right in Former Colorado funeral home owner sentenced to 20 yrs for selling body parts by Ice_Burn
Should have given her decaf