I was wondering how this joke could have possibly worked with the Japanese name. Yep, that's equally awful. Well done.

Being able to only do 4-5 pieces of bacon at a time is what is SAVING YOUR LIFE. It's bad enough that I can think "man, I would love some bacon" and literally have some freshly cooked and in my mouth in under 10 minutes, 15 if you need to run out and buy some first.

If you could do that AND make massive quantities of it? That's just asking for trouble.