I just checked. And I just won NIMBY Bingo!

Never trust a prediction from someone whose life expectancy ends before their prediction is supposed to come true.

Democrats keep losing because they refuse to use dirty tricks against Republicans who use dirty tricks every chance they get.

Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Tell me you want your food spat in without telling me you want your food spat in.

wait til you hear about NYC drivers.

evergreen link: https://www.theonion.com/de-blasio-well-well-well-not-so-easy-to-find-a-may-1847151201

way way too many people are really proud of the rocks they got their fiance or wife, and anything critical anyone ever says about rocks makes them freak out. In person they'll just be pissy as hell until you change the subject. try it sometime if you're feeling masochistic.

Jewels are valuable because people are vapid. Jewel thieves are literally the least bad kind of thief there is.

A store like this exists because somebody wants to show off how rich they are by wearing something useless that's worth more than a college education. The industry creates small easily fungible things based on nothing but hype, and thus creates a strong motivation for thieves to target them, based on nothing but hype. Minimal sympathy here as long as nobody got hurt.

"The NYTimes investigated why MTA construction costs were so much higher than transit construction costs anywhere else in the world, and concluded that the answer was graft and featherbedding. Do you believe them? If so, why haven't you done anything about it? If you don't believe them, what's the real reason? And if you don't have a clear answer about the real reason, what accounting and auditing failure is the reason you don't have an answer?"

The streets, the schools and the parks got defunded.

Cops got funded.

Crime went up.

Clearly the solution is to gut the streets, schools and parks more and give even more money to the cops who stare at their phones while crime keeps going up. /s

I see so many of those in front of every police station in the city.