I will not, no worries, I only eat the brains of arseholes and you are certainly not one. I’ve heard as such. I’ve never seen the show, myself, so I wouldn’t know. But it seems iZombie got it right!

Thank you! I’d say I was reborn. :)

I’ve never seen either, so I couldn’t say, I’m sorry!

Yeah. I’m actually about to eat some macaroni and cheese, so I can drink and eat the normal human stuff with some extra fun stuff on the side.

Is it…Pee?

Darn. I will!

Thank you for sharing! Also, I love your username.

Let’s! Calling all monsters! :D

Sounds like a plan. :)

You’re very welcome! It must be. The more brains I consume, the stronger mine becomes.

Thank you so much, fellow monster friend, that warms my dead heart!

I’m so glad to hear it! 🖤

Edit: and thank you for the award fellow well-spoken monster friend. :D

Edit: and thank you for my dinner!

I will have to listen that for sure! Can’t believe I haven’t heard it. I have to appreciate my zombie culture more, lol!

Absolutely! I would love to be your zombie friend! I gave you an award too. You’ve got a way with words, my monster friend!

I am in awe right now. This is honestly a dream come true. Being a zombie already feels like a dream in and of itself, but support from all of you? The awards and the comments and followers? You all are amazing. STAY INDOORS AND BOARD UP. Something big is going to happen.

You’re so right!

I will be your zombie friend! :D

True, true!

Kenneth is human, yes. Edit: human garbage.*

Dead. For now.

I’m inclined to agree, though I may have a bias. Lol!

Thank you! It’s pretty much talking to a human, I bet. But like…Cooler. Unexplainably cooler. /j

Thank you! I haven’t actually seen many zombie movies, I’m sorry! I feel as intelligent as before. I guess I was waiting for my brain to just give up. Maybe that’s the final stage and I was wrong, though I sincerely hope not! I shambled a bit a moment ago, but only because I was sat down for too long, lol! The decay’s pretty nasty. I’m all green now. I look like a giant booger, basically, lol! Thanks for asking!

Indeed. And thank you! It turns out, you don’t lose all of your intelligence when you become a zombie. Unless the before picture didn’t have much intelligence to begin with. I bet they’d be a pretty lousy zombie. Like the one I had an encounter with.

She’s hanging in there, thank you for asking! Not too bad. She smells great. Well, good. Kinda burnt. But that’s from Kenneth’s car.

Thank you so much for the support! You know, I never thought about it that way. I do. Now I kind of want to auto-cannibalize. Who says zombies can’t enjoy the smell and taste of lemons? :D

What is up with guys named Kenneth? /j :)