I love that y'all are over analysing this, might there be... perhaps, a secret 3rd floor?

Oh dear, there is a pattern... (no i do not think that was the brand but perhaps I should look that up...)

The what to what now? Do I want to know?

I sure wish to believe that.😔

Now hold on y'all-

I wish it could be hacked, wouldn't that be something. A crazy type of valentine's card...🤔

Do you think they'd make me send it back to the postal office?😳

This was not meant to be advertising.

Is that not... like dangerous?

You are so right for that, I'm going to patent the idea.

Hahahaha, I can indeed imagine that happening, dear god. (My parents were indeed suspicious and didnt immediately believe me about it not being remote control😵‍💫).

I wish.😔

Yes, thank you. That is what I thought. I fear that I might actually get in trouble for throwing it in a normal bin. There are some strict laws in the country I live in.

You know what, I thought about that, but I was simply too afraid that it would only strenghten the vibrator. I might try anyway though, thank you.

Would ya think?

I like that, now that I understand the joke, that's funny.

That is genius actually.

It does not in fact have batteries, it was a very good vibrator sadly.

Right 😩