antoinetros t1_j16emhh wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:21 AM Reply to I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. by _dantastic A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink... The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here” The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair. The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again. The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?” The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.” Permalink 7
antoinetros t1_j16emhh wrote
Reply to I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. by _dantastic
A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink...
The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here”
The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair.
The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again.
The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?”
The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.”