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Reply to comment by nutano in My friend learning how to jump by shipj9
Don’t forget the ruptured Achilles’ tendon
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Reply to comment by palegate in I’m actually planning on getting this tattooed below a certain scar on my wrist for my birthday. [Text] by Firealarm32
Unless it’s a tramp stamp
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Reply to comment by crazydave33 in South Korea's unannounced rocket launch causes UFO scare by scot816
If you don’t know what it is, by definition it’s a UFO to you.
ballrus_walsack t1_j2a9jzv wrote
Reply to comment by Kwiatkowski in South Korea's unannounced rocket launch causes UFO scare by scot816
It’s a ufo coverup bot posting misdirection.
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Reply to comment by Spiffydude98 in Biotech chestnut tree poised to restore lost ecosystems and biodiversity — But it needs your help by Spiffydude98
Get your own Canadian chestnut trees!! /s
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Reply to comment by VaginalSodomy in Your Honor...Can Bryan Cranston do it again? by GoldenArias
Donkey balls
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Reply to comment by sigmund14 in Meet the amateur astronomer who found a lost NASA satellite by jarvedttudd
I always buy NASA branded electronics.
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Reply to comment by DoctorJiveTurkey in Tiny, 'beautiful' endangered turtle hatchlings spotted in the wild for first time in four years by Sariel007
I like turtles
ballrus_walsack t1_j18xd4f wrote
Reply to comment by faste30 in The Metaverse: More Hype Than Substance? by dogonix
You need to be in the meta executive meetings
ballrus_walsack t1_j10drop wrote
Be the butterfly effect in your life.
ballrus_walsack t1_j0yv2f8 wrote
Reply to comment by FrostyD7 in Rewatching 24. My season rankings by Ambitious-Finish5364
Rip p-22
ballrus_walsack t1_j0xwf3o wrote
Reply to comment by AdamantiumBalls in King Charles III bank note designs revealed by Bank of England by elizabeth-cooper
We are all made from generations ago.
ballrus_walsack t1_j0ltm4e wrote
Reply to comment by SirJudasIscariot in Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper? by MudakMudakov
Username checks out
ballrus_walsack t1_j0f9kt2 wrote
Reply to NY Gov. Hochul Signs Bill to End the Retail Sale of Dogs, Cats, and Rabbits in New York Pet Stores by ScreamingPhist
Great! Now sign “freelance isn’t free” into state law!
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Reply to comment by Shadeauxmarie in iPhone 14 Crash Detection gets man to wife's accident before ambulance by chrisdh79
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Reply to comment by 1timegig in [WP] You finally did it, you built a time machine! You head back 2000 years to Jerusalem, thinking you'd finally end the debate and see Jesus for yourself... but, when you finally find him and look at him, he suddenly turns towards you as if struck by an invisible force, rage visible in his eyes. by NewRomanian
He was in a bind…
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Reply to comment by Tanagrabelle in Childhood’s End Appreciation by SterlingR3d
TIL there was a childhoods end miniseries.
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Reply to comment by DuckyRedditor405 in A Scottish woman walks into a sex store. She has a shopping for a dildo. by badpuffthaikitty
The real comment is in the jokes.
ballrus_walsack t1_iy6uohc wrote
Reply to comment by shaunot in An incredible story reveals how the Taliban made millions during the World Cup by wewhomustnotbenamed
That ain’t workin’
ballrus_walsack t1_ixgd7pg wrote
Reply to comment by Trama-D in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
Get the folks at /r/usps to write the letter.
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Reply to comment by oanry in TIL The European 30 Years' War 1618 - 1648 began with Czech nobles throwing two Habsburg governors out of Prague castle window onto a huge dungheap. The corresponding carnage - fought over the issue of religious freedom following the Protestant Reformation - left millions dead. by Royal_Bumblebee_
I hear that’s a cheesy place.
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Reply to comment by daverapp in Voter fraud charges dropped against Hervis Rogers, Houston man who waited hours to vote in 2020 by nosotros_road_sodium
Origin of iocaine poison.
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Reply to comment by Aniihya in Dad donates kidney to stranger after daughter's transplant by Roshanrapha
It’s a bit early to be Wham!med for 2023. I guess I’m out.