I mean, it took OP 3 hours to shave a portion of her cat. Do you expect a vet to work for minimum wage or something?

The weird thing is that PLA plastic is biodegradable and you could make straws from that. But I guess the average consumer would be complaining about x store serving plastic straws

Has to usually be cash so you can only gamble your own money. You just know there's multiple thousands that would play $40k in lotto if their credit balance allowed it

Nature's unironically healing itself. We've been evading evolution's call for way too long with these fuckos

Yeah. I'm more specifically referring to totalitarian regimes that won't let NGO's in. Like NK is suffering massively from COVID, but they won't let the red cross do their thing independently at all.

And don't forget that the entire Black Hawk Down episode happened because Somali warlords were essentially robbing people of their food allotments right after they got out of sight of the UN peacekeepers.

With places locked down like NK and the Taliban? Not really since they won't let them in. But that's the rub I guess.

Still kinda smart. And I thought I was crafty by having an Aerogarden at work...

Its the conundrum we face with NK too. On one hand, 90% of the money probably goes towards the ruling elite, but on the other hand, that 10% is still preventing some people from starving.

Yeah, but we live in today. We should be glad the carjacker didn't film a tik tok video about a dank gas hack of just stealing a car instead of buying one

Yeah. There's precedent too since the cops seem to always be arresting people that suddenly have a lot of injuries/death inexplicably on them.

The article never said he got beaten up either. Just that he got caught and they called am ambulance for him

Allegedly. If anyone were willing to testify the kid didn't just take a bad series of tumbles

Thanks Obama

You're right. My geography sucks.

It's a tough job man. Can you imagine having to forget all the details of your job in an instant when the need calls for it?

It's not implausible. The entire South China Sea is basically a fight over what rock formation technically constitutes an "island" so Japan/Korea/Taiwan/China can claim a wider fishing territory. Think the fight for Pluto, if Pluto being a planet meant a country would gain or lose billions of dollars

When you order a small pizza but put in the comments that you'd like it to be a large instead

...and no lessons were learned that day and OP continued his life as a shitheel

For real. I never it much thought for rent and such since I've been blessed with a good job but God damn i would be beside myself if I transferred it wrong.

The kicker is that when the bank screws it up, they can sue your ass if you spend any of the money.

Depends on if OP had the bad luck of accidentally typing on someone else's account info. In the US, if you accidentally zelle someone, you can't get it back unless you file a police report saying you were defrauded. Shit, when I was doing the downpayment on my home, it was nerve wracking entering in the wire transfer info because if you type it in wrong, you could literally just be out hundreds of thousands

Yeah there's weird stuff like that. Kinda like how women's "room" temp is a few degrees higher than that of guys, so when men determine the climate control, women generally feel colder.

Yes. Remember that before Elon took over, there were a lot of internet personalities who's go to comeback was that they were verified and thus a somebody, while the person they were arguing with is a nobody.

Wait why is this even news to begin with. Unless the dude's committing crimes or is a Palanski, isn't he just like those rich people that'll shell out millions for a celebrity to play at their kids birthday?

Of course its a white woman that said it

Yeah, though the shitty fact is that any water saved upstream is just gonna get used by CA to grow more almonds and other high water intensity cash crops