https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAABxd_KLAQ

I wish they had been able to have >!Control!< return.

Also, the >!ex-MI6 guy from that one season 2 episode!<

For some reason the program required me to pass a hearing exam to take elementary ed classes - it was ridiculous.

Guessing you need it for school or something? I had to pass an auditory exam to get into my education program.

If you need a good quick auditory screening - Dr. John Starke in Hazlet. No nonsense old dude (he's like 80), you're in and out in 20 minutes. Then you can get a physical at one of the doctors on Beers Street, then a vision check at one of the doctors there.

...good, a new six feet under would be fucked

Lost

Six Feet Under

The Good Place nope I bet someone will at least try a spinoff or reboot at some point

for a second I thought you meant andy kaufman

See if there is a fee only financial advisor near you who specializes in military families? Or maybe the military offers a service

First, talk to a lawyer and get a will. Tell the lawyer your wishes.

Then, talk to the humane society - they'll have people at the organization who will help arrange things.

Have you thought about your funeral arrangements? You can donate your body to science for a free cremation

wait it looks like I could fit my head in there

Kink unlocked

> A little panicked now, I grabbed the butter and spread it on my ears and the bars.

I cannot stop laughing

Why not a PO Box instead?

If it's only a month to get a job, just live off of rice and beans for a while but make sure to pay the full amount towards the mortgage and the car. Those are the two most important things (assuming you are in an area where a car is necessary)

you mention north jersey and south jersey

what about central nj

If you want a one time consult, talk to a fee only financial advisor that is a fiduciary - I would bet my bank account that your parents weren't talking to one of those and they were talking to a salesman who convinced them to put everything in tech stocks right before the dot com bubble burst.

Rule of thumb is 3x yearly income - so 285k is at the higher end.

Make sure you have around 3-5% of the value of the house saved for the first year - there's gonna be stuff that comes up, things you will want to change, etc.

after that, 1%-2% of the value of the home for maintenance

that should be on top of your 6 month emergency fund (at least IMO)

You can put 6k in yours, he can put 6k in his

....what

Citibank, Ally, Marcus, Capital One

Ally

Would you be able to afford the mortgage + car if you stopped paying the other debts?

How long will it take for partner to get a job, do you think it will be relatively quick? If so, will you be able to cover the debts when that happens?

Okay, you're 20 - you have not ruined your financial future at all, do not worry.

With the skin stuff, you need to see a therapist - you probably have dermatillomania or some other disorder. You can also lose weight, it will take a while, but you can do it!

For the scars, you could always see a plastic surgeon when you have the money to pay for it out of pocket. However, you don't need to get rid of those scars, I bet you look nice with the scars.

For exercise - start simple. I am not near your weight, but I was uncomfortable with the amount of weight I gained from a medication. I started playing Beat Saber 20 minutes a day, and I have lost 3 pounds in the last 6 weeks (Yeah, it isn't a lot, but it is something) without much of a change in diet.

and you don't always lose out on overtime when you switch to salary

White Collar is much better

It doesn't have The Donna

Do a rewatch of POI!