Fuck. And I’ve been licking Kendall this whole time.

Get off your moms couch and dedicate your life to law enforcement, then perhaps when you die you’ll get the respect you so desperately crave.

It cost some time and compassion.

I second this. I worked at Lowe’s and we routinely marked damaged and returned appliances. Call ahead and ask for the appliance department.

I read the article, not sure where you read they suggested it was porn. Or what 1999 or the internet have anything to do with this. As a parent I feel as though any teacher, substitute or not, shouldn’t share their social media accounts. But hey, It’s cool you feel differently. I have two kids and felt I should defend the schools decision to cut ties.

Why is it appropriate for any teacher to share their social media handles with students?

I totally giggled at this, perfect timing. But it’s true, Mainers are kind and that post for the stolen truck has some great feedback comments. So there’s that? Ha.

Not sure, but I hope it comes with some skyline chili.

Think outside the pizza box, like what would Papa John do?

I heard there are 8 over Rhode Island, the Chinese are confused over coffee milk.

I can’t wait to read your solid advice this July when there’s a heatwave.

Plates confirms.

Here’s a link to my insta page showing some of my work, thanks for checking it out. https://instagram.com/cannon_furniture_designs?igshid=MWI4MTIyMDE=

I flip furniture. I find free, abandoned or cheap furniture and stain / paint and sell. It’s a lot of fun and makes me a little extra cash.

They all get the same side eye from rural Massachusetts. Not sure if that helps.

Druggies? I’m not sure what that even means. I’ve parked in this garage for the past year. I’ve never seen an empty beer can, let alone druggies. Move along with your old school biddo nonsense.

It’s like South Baltimore, just less specific.