capsaicinintheeyes
capsaicinintheeyes t1_ithlq9y wrote
All of our lives have been & will be spent within the flowering of a single, slow-moving explosion
^({EDIT} so wait: this article doesn't clarify the expansion speed of the universe...it clarifies that we're even shakier on what it is than had previously been reported!)
capsaicinintheeyes t1_isv45jq wrote
Reply to comment by elmonoenano in Man tasked to preserve Japan’s oldest washroom ends up crashing car into it by Master_McKnowledge
Imagine the combined household debt they'd accrue in compensatory damage obligations
capsaicinintheeyes t1_itkle1z wrote
Reply to comment by iqisoverrated in Astronomers have clarified the expansion rate of the Universe by OkOrdinary5299
Let's you and me take a big rip & not inflate the role of my bit of poetic license here, even if the impulse is a universal constant--I'm sure two absolute astronomical units like ourselves can ^(...ah, fuck, I'm running out of layman astrophysics puns...)