Low but never zero.

The odds of there being a working guillotine in France are low, but never zero.

My first thought. :D

Not funny that someone gave this cat drugs.
Servals are pets for many people, but they are not typical house cats and must be carefully watched. Owners have to know how to treat them and take care of them properly.
The people who owned this one are assholes.

Nice!
I should have had that this weekend instead of leftover frosting.

Like comparing greenhouse tomatoes with homegrown tomatoes.

The kinda shit that rich people want poor people to believe. That and "money can't buy happiness".

Jim Rohn has some fantastic motivational lectures. Well worth the listen if you can get some of them. I know his organization continues on since his death, but can't speak to their effectiveness.

"We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

This is exactly the route they will take.

Cults who make B-grade sci fi movies. Do they work for Netflix?

Let the self-investigation begin!

Because Dr. Chocolate was taken.

"“Rare earth” is a misleading term that is sort of an inside joke among organic chemistry aficionados. It refers to a group of elements on the periodic table. “Noble gases” is another term that has little meaning except to organic chemists. "

Funny he said it was an inside joke. I studied inorganic chemistry in grad school, and the organic chemists had no use for the rare earths or noble gases. C, N, O, S, occasionally a halogen, and Mg for catalysis. That's about it.

And what the hell is an "organic chemistry aficionados"? People who stand around at dinner parties with a wine spritzer saying "Oh dear, have seen the dreadful state of the Claisen condensation these days? Makes me yearn for the days when a good Diels–Alder reaction was enough to satisfy the mind."

Kinda like dressing as Hitler.