captcraigaroo
captcraigaroo t1_je09i57 wrote
Reply to comment by Strontium_frog in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Magic frog my ass
captcraigaroo t1_je052wt wrote
Reply to comment by UncleMalky in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Does it expectorate? Or deglute?
captcraigaroo t1_jdzwg8h wrote
Reply to comment by ZayreBlairdere in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
The throat goat
captcraigaroo t1_jdzuvse wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Be honest, you want the goat
captcraigaroo t1_iugdk4v wrote
Reply to Strange Party by AlfredJodokus
I meet new people every day, can hide my own Easter eggs, and buy my own Christmas presents...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's
captcraigaroo t1_iu2sq44 wrote
Reply to Many U.S. labs cannot test for Ebola strain behind Uganda's swelling outbreak by Avulpesvulpes
Back in 2014 I was working in Angola out of Soyo. Came back home to the US, spent a night at home and then started driving 10hrs to my parents house. I started feeling like shit 45min in, worst I've ever felt in my life, thought I had malaria. Called hospitals to see if I could get tested and they asked why I might have malaria..."I just got back from West Africa" was NOT the right thing to say and none said they could test me. 3hrs into the trip I stopped in Charlotte and went to an ER. I said the same above and got taken into a room, had blood drawn and told it'd be a while. They came back an hour later saying the CDC cleared my blood sample after looking at it over...ebola had just started to blow up while I was over there and I didn't even think of it
captcraigaroo t1_irmh0eb wrote
Reply to comment by ImGeniusBro in Reynolds 3000ft plastic wrap box that’s been in my house since 1996. Finally used the last of it today by WannaHearALimerick
Just get married and it will!
captcraigaroo t1_je0du6s wrote
Reply to comment by Strontium_frog in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Ooo gender fluid