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Reply to comment by HandstandsMcGoo in Three seconds of audio could end up costing Fox $500,000 by blaspheminCapn
Maybe it's a flat fine? You can't expect a local TV channel to pay a million bucks. That fine is nothing to Fox
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Reply to comment by AlwaysOptimism in What tv show writing room would you have loved/love to be a part of? by PatientBalance
It would be fun to be part of the staff at the bad place. Evil Janet
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Reply to comment by Rubbersoulrevolver in What tv show writing room would you have loved/love to be a part of? by PatientBalance
Guest actors often report hating working with that cast. But if I get to hang out with Larry David, I'll take the punishment
cbbuntz t1_j6doptu wrote
The Sopranos. It's secretly a comedy, so give me something funny to do.
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Reply to comment by IoSonCalaf in What tv show writing room would you have loved/love to be a part of? by PatientBalance
Deep space 9 would be my first choice
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Reply to comment by tntblowsinurface in What are your favorite love stories in film history? by MarkBrandanoquitz
I just mentioned Her in another thread. Blade Runner is the obvious choice. Star Trek TNG "Inner light" episode is one of my personal favorites, but it's not strictly romance.
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Reply to comment by pmc64 in So I watched my first ever Tarantino movie: Inglourious Basterds. It's one glorious bastard. by Comic_Book_Reader
He disowned Natural Born Killers
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Reply to comment by kttuatw in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
I feel like if you're smart enough to understand how DNA tests work, you probably shouldn't still believe in Santa
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Reply to comment by Superb-Obligation858 in Philip Esformes, whose prison sentence Trump commuted, loses appeal and faces retrial on health-care fraud charges by buy_low-sell_high
Must be a chimney sweep
cbbuntz t1_j2nwk2x wrote
So... free toilet paper?
cbbuntz t1_j117dcc wrote
Avoid getting struck by an ambulance too
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Reply to comment by Palana in In Egypt, archaeologists find mummies with solid gold tongues by patatesogan
There's the comment I was looking for
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Reply to comment by Staxitall in Great gray owls can find and capture voles hidden beneath almost two feet of snow. Scientists buried speakers in snow to discover owls hover over the snow to locate low-pitched sounds such as voles digging tunnels, and that their broad faces help with this task. by geoff199
I'm sure you seen videos that demonstrate how certain species are dead quiet when they fly? I'm glad I'm not a vole.
cbbuntz t1_ixk0ebl wrote
Better luck next time, and get fucked
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Reply to Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up by ILikeTasks
Whoever is running the incinerator isn't going to sleep for a month
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Reply to New study undermines the theory that depressed people are just more realistic by orangutanchicken
I didn't think that was ever the theory. I just heard that depressed people are more likely to accept bad news. Maybe that's just how I took it.
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Reply to comment by Frankenfucker in Mariah Carey is not the sole "Queen of Christmas," trademark board says by VonDrakken
I'm kinda just thinking about how her Christmas album wasn't that big of a deal when it came out, at least not compared to her other stuff. She's he was huge. I never hear anything else from her except for the Christmas song now.
I was more of a Whitney fan.
cbbuntz t1_iwnu16f wrote
Reply to comment by Frankenfucker in Mariah Carey is not the sole "Queen of Christmas," trademark board says by VonDrakken
I don't think younger generations are going to know any of her other songs, but they'll all know the Christmas one
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Reply to comment by SykoSarah in Survey suggests 20 per cent of Canadians skipping meals to cut down on food costs by elethyrus
You wanna hear a joke?
Food insecurity.
Why aren't you laughing?
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Reply to comment by E_PunnyMous in My Mother with random guy some time in the 70s by Independent-Yak2187
Yeah that's a good looking kid. They aren't hanging out by accident
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Reply to comment by dismal_dr in My Mother with random guy some time in the 70s by Independent-Yak2187
The vent hood
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in B.C. permanently bans use of rat poison by pirate_republic
Switch to the heart medicine that's the same chemical as rat poison?
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Reply to comment by NinjaLanternShark in Saudia Arabia Is Going to Get a Hotel with A Ski Resort on Its Roof by theablazefeces
I don't think I wanna ski anymore
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Reply to comment by Calcd_Uncertainty in Study finds deli meat is connected to more than 90 percent of U.S. listeria cases by BoundariesAreFun
I didn't come here to be judged
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Reply to comment by oldscotch in What are your favorite love stories in TV shows? by MarkBrandanoquitz
Shameless doesn't get enough credit. It explores just about the whole spectrum of mental illness in a pretty realistic way and deals with class consciousness well too