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cleverocks t1_iu4ehfr wrote
Reply to comment by donteatmydog in Fridaily by donteatmydog
UGH that sucksssss! never use a debit if you can avoid it. takes too long to get the cash back.
cleverocks t1_iu3xy2a wrote
Reply to Fridaily by donteatmydog
A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back.
"What are you supposed to be then?" the host asks.” "I'm a turtle."
"How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" "Oh her?" He smiles. "That's just Michelle"
cleverocks t1_iubif17 wrote
Reply to The Night Thread by Asterion7
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.