conradbirdiebird

conradbirdiebird t1_j6b7xwy wrote

Ello theh everyone 'ere at me work! Please excuse me accent! Popped into da ol "Near and Far" as we say! Stinkin o' Scotch mist, i found meself in a bit o' an agumen wiff dis bloke! Duke supportuh ( I fink u know da type). One fing lead to de oveh, and dis lump o' school and me ad a bit o a brawl! Bopped me 'ead ee did! Woke up in the bloody ER! Doctor tell me not to worry! No twouble! (Besides da wife tha is!) Says me speakin sounds a bit off! Says ive got me an incwedibly ware syndrome in me lump-o'-lead, an sets me yet-to-be!! Can u beweive dat? Now, dis is no weep-an-wail! Feel just fyne meself! Still a North Carolyne-ean in me eart! i do i am! Wew, bob's ur uncle ill be off now me thinks! Ill be talkin like dis now!Cheerio!

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