how to take E, EE, or EY and turn it into EIGH.

ashley, not ashleigh. Kylee, not Kyleigh

Wonder how many hours that will waste over the course of their lifetime, both in writing it out, and correcting others who need it spelled out to record it correctly.

As someone else put it once, giving your child a modified name is setting them up for a lifetime of minor inconveniences.

Which is why a man will probably never win it.

keep in mind, intoxicated people are easily influenced. that includes overestimating their own sobriety.

So they think "OMG that sobered me up", when in fact, their reflexes and judgement are just as bad, they just convinced themselves that they werent.

Though to some extent, you can "lean into" being drunk if you want, or lean out.