cyankitten
cyankitten t1_jb66zd8 wrote
OK so this is sort of based on what VicePrincipalNero said Well, maybe she was expecting a long dirty weekend with lots of sex and was a bit disappointed it was over so quickly esp as you talked it up (cos you thought it would take time) so yeah next time definitely focus on getting her off first. Hope she forgives you.
cyankitten t1_jb657xc wrote
Reply to comment by VicePrincipalNero in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
Actually OP that’s a really good idea. Maybe promise her a round 2 but you don’t get to cum till she does and pleasure her in other ways. When she’s had some fun it’s your turn. That might make up for it maybe!
cyankitten t1_jb64vcy wrote
Reply to comment by 1LizardWizard in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
I can imagine that being written on the florist card OMG!
cyankitten t1_jb1yi84 wrote
Reply to comment by Gloomy_Possession-69 in A duo of 81-year-old women are on the adventure of a lifetime: Seeing the world in 80 days by OregonTripleBeam
⬆️ THIS!!!
cyankitten t1_ja0i4si wrote
This might sound a random thing to mention but I love how he said “I’m hooking up my jumper cables to him”
cyankitten t1_j89sgdp wrote
Reply to comment by Simplyobsessed2 in Executioner (oc) by Juusto-Jones
Again, don’t give him ideas 😂
cyankitten t1_j89sf1u wrote
Reply to comment by Owlmystery in Executioner (oc) by Juusto-Jones
LOL DON’T give him ideas! 🤣
cyankitten t1_j7qawmg wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Cat lying down on a beanbag by reyfran1111
If anyone fancies making it I’d love to see the beanbag turned into: (1) A pile of catnip (2) A pile of money
cyankitten t1_j5lghrz wrote
Reply to comment by Xeludon in PsBattle: Smiling Kitty by ohfez
Lol I would never go to sleep with that cat in the room! 😱
cyankitten t1_j5lgas6 wrote
Reply to comment by Deafca7 in PsBattle: Smiling Kitty by ohfez
I think you did a fanatic job. THANK YOU! 😊
cyankitten t1_j5jwpym wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Smiling Kitty by ohfez
Please could someone make this kitty into the cat in Alice in Wonderland it looks like that cat in the movie version!
cyankitten t1_j5a1pxy wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Apollo in his chair by wario2707
Couple of requests if anyone fancies it: Apollo as a pirate eye patch on the closed eye, pirate hat on, chair as a pirate ship. I want in the paw that’s facing us a fancy pirate sword. Second one is Apollo (due to the name) as an astronaut somehow or just in space - maybe gazing at nebulas and other cool space stuff having a wonderful time like one of those space cats.
cyankitten t1_j4mu0pw wrote
Reply to comment by LinksLinky in PsBattle: Putin and Lukashenko on a boat by kspedersen
For me it’s just the ending parts that made me cringe a lot. (What she does and what else she does)
cyankitten t1_j4k7g3n wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: man laying on Squidward Tentacles lap. by marktherobot-youtube
I initially misread this as testicles 🤦🏻♀️
cyankitten t1_j3c4627 wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This street lamp by Sllabkcussdomttider
Please someone make a girl from The Ring version of this cos that’s what I thought of when I saw this
cyankitten t1_j25fqql wrote
Reply to comment by sexual--predditor in PsBattle: this angry Russian cat by KrevNasty
I would LOVE that to happen
cyankitten t1_j24gk9o wrote
Reply to comment by WetCoastLife in PsBattle: this angry Russian cat by KrevNasty
IMO this is amazing! And I’ve personally never seen his expression be changed before only the captions!
cyankitten t1_j1zwiny wrote
Reply to comment by DoctorNsara in PsBattle: Cat in a hat in a box of oranges by ToiletRollTubeGuy
YET. Not orange YET. This is photoshop battles almost anything is possible including an orange cat 🐈
cyankitten t1_j1w625t wrote
My landlord at the place I lived before this one, honestly he left the stove on at least a couple of times ooh AND one of my flatmate (aka roomies) did this a LOT he just forgot he’d left the gas on. I just got into the habit of for eg before work checking the stove every day and turning it off if it had been left on. With both people I don’t think they’d left it on very long maybe an hour or two - made breakfast using it, I think. Sometimes I’d think OMG what if they leave it on when I’m NOT there 😱 then I’d be like well if they do they do 🤷🏻♀️
cyankitten t1_j1vy3cp wrote
I literally put on certain types of clothes TO GO CLOTHES SHOPPING. Like sometimes no or minimal jewellery, things easy to take off, also I tend to try to wear things I’ll probably wear the clothes with: like I wear a lot of tops or tunics over tights and with a long sleeved top under it. So I usually make sure I’m wearing that when I clothes shop.
cyankitten t1_j1vxukd wrote
Honestly, sometimes for brief periods of time I think argh I wish I could just go to the shops naked. Like when I’m in a nightie or pjs and I have to change bra on coat and all that on. BUT then I think well it would be uncomfortable eg barefoot, what if it’s cold. (I mean if we were allowed to this is what I mean) and then also as well as not wanting everyone else to have to put up with my wobbly bits I’m glad I don’t have to put up with everyone else’s wobbly bits and glad I don’t live in a nudist colony!
cyankitten t1_j1uayjd wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: This toddler on a toy car by Shoelace_Farmer
I’d love to see this with him playing dogems/bumper cars at a fun fair
cyankitten t1_j1ror0y wrote
Reply to comment by BadmanBarista in PsBattle: this expressive man holding a sturgeon. by EnigmaticHam
Ooh that’s awesome!! Thank you!! And this pic is cracking me up 🤣 for real like I’ve looked at it several times and every time I start laughing! 😂
cyankitten t1_j1rnhlk wrote
Reply to comment by BadmanBarista in PsBattle: this expressive man holding a sturgeon. by EnigmaticHam
Lol thank you
cyankitten t1_jbuill8 wrote
Reply to [image] by Royal_Tumbleweed_910
Thank you. I’m most of these. Thank you for this!