danielleshorts
danielleshorts t1_j99hwfw wrote
Sounds like you have your hands full.
danielleshorts t1_j98oj5u wrote
Multiple personalities?
danielleshorts t1_j97ufug wrote
Reply to Chatterbox.exe by SimbaTheSavage8
No more Bots for me.
danielleshorts t1_j9770x1 wrote
Reply to My Dad Hit Me by SubstantialBite788
He deserved it
danielleshorts t1_j969hk6 wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
Whoever is knocking is persistent.
danielleshorts t1_j8zbg0z wrote
Reply to Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
Holy shit you have got to somehow get in touch with your wife & get away from your "husband"(NOT)
danielleshorts t1_j8z64gr wrote
It disturbs me that you know what kittens taste like.
danielleshorts t1_j8k6qua wrote
Sooo, how'd the conversation go with him? I'd love an update.
danielleshorts t1_j8gvfhi wrote
Reply to How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
Daniel is working my last nerve! You're a much better person than me. I would have throat punched him.
danielleshorts t1_j887iny wrote
So there is racism among the inhumans? That's a damn shame.
danielleshorts t1_j876cdr wrote
Reply to Mabel was lovely. by BuyWonderful
Did you happen to get her $? Killing ain't cheap.
danielleshorts t1_j82kol8 wrote
Reply to I'm the last of my kind. Here's what happened and the aftermath - Part 2 by Author_with_noBinary
Humans are the absolute worst kind of monster! We are for the most part assholes who are scared of what we don't understand & in turn destroy pretty much everything.
danielleshorts t1_j7xdetg wrote
Reply to A little boy vanished in my hometown when I was young. I think I just saw him again. by GTripp14
Little kids are assholes. I really am not a fan of the lil shits.
danielleshorts t1_j7wvprm wrote
Reply to comment by ineedabettertitle in My friend is a compulsive liar by ineedabettertitle
I'm a hostile bitch especially when someone hurts me or mine.
danielleshorts t1_j7ss1ke wrote
Reply to My friend is a compulsive liar by ineedabettertitle
Track that fucker down & put a bullet right between his eyes, AFTER cutting his tongue out & sewing his mouth shut. Make that shit stain suffer a bit.
danielleshorts t1_j7nv56b wrote
Reply to On the day I turned 18, I inherited a spellbook. Now I'm on the run from the Red. by Grand_Theft_Motto
DO NOT GIVE UP THAT BOOK!!
danielleshorts t1_j7io56d wrote
Make me never want to trip again.
danielleshorts t1_j79ua6m wrote
Fuck Facebook & it's Metaverse!!!
danielleshorts t1_j79fosd wrote
Why oh why must you keep trying to fuck with the inhumans? It's noble to try to spare Daniel, but it's only a matter of time before you get into a situation you can't get out of. Please be careful, I really enjoy your posts.
danielleshorts t1_j71j6rk wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
Yay Jacek- boo dad( he's a total douchebag).
danielleshorts t1_j6y434l wrote
Reply to My sister’s dead teacher taught her mathematics more dangerous than witchcraft. by scarymaxx
Glad I absolutely sucked at math.
danielleshorts t1_j6pgc0k wrote
Reply to I mortgaged my soul to the Devil, but his interest rates are killing me. by Theeaglestrikes
Helluva predicament you've gotten yourself into
danielleshorts t1_j6lx0ku wrote
Reply to I Died on June 9th, 1982 by HeadOfSpectre
Love the fact that Vera rescued you & I hope you 2 live happily ever after for eternity. 🥰
danielleshorts t1_j6f1l28 wrote
Tell Henri that Asher has saved your life a couple times already. He will give him a chance, I just know it.
danielleshorts t1_j99oxmi wrote
Reply to I own an abandoned motel and I’ve just become reacquainted with The Wet Lady by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
I do not envy your job😱