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dgm42 t1_ja6e3ci wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
The line "Let's kill all the lawyers" comes from a Shakespeare play and is spoken by the villain. It can be interpreted as praise for lawyers because the first thing the villain wants to do when he takes over i get rid of lawyers. Implying that lawyers protect society.
dgm42 t1_ja5xbsu wrote
Biscotti.
dgm42 t1_ja3rj12 wrote
Reply to What's worse than a lobster on a piano? by Metall3x
What is the difference between an Angel and a prostitute?
The Angel spreads her wings and gets a harp.
The prostitute spreads her legs and gets an organ.
dgm42 t1_ja3rbk9 wrote
What do get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
Someone who knocks on your door for no particular reason.
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Reply to Knowing we like a song takes only seconds of listening, new psychology research finds by thebelsnickle1991
What I find interesting is that, for a very large fraction of pop songs, I can identify the song after only hearing the first 5 or 6 notes. Often only the first 1 or 2. I find it amazing how unique they are from the very beginning.
dgm42 t1_iy47id5 wrote
Not a new idea. I once read an old (published before WWII) science fiction book where the enemy alien was a machine made up of thousands on small cubes that could join up to produce whatever was required for the moment.
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Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
When she got flesh eating disease the doctor said she had only 10 years to live.