Damn, really tried to pull the old nyc bird watcher comparison.

What was the original?

True, but I’d take a fedex box with in-unit laundry vs shared laundry and any chance of roaches. Hell no, fuck that.

Shut up. My gay friends and family absolutely don’t give a shit. It’s fake allyship that should be stood up to.

Crime has either increased or decreased in each ward. Nice try tho.

They ain’t want to drag it out so offered him a measly 13 to plead guilty.

If he goes in today, that piece of shit will be younger than the dude he clipped when released.

They will be supervising the additional crimes.

I wonder what criminals would do if the penalties for violent crime included castration and/or amputation?

Sure that’s cruel and unusual, but isn’t lighting up some dude in front of his kids the same?

South of the border. Down Mexico way….

Probably respect or cultural. But leave it to people to call other traditions icky or whatever.

This is not something you describe. But if I had to, id say it’s the opposite of an orgasm.

The iToilet!

So they can tell people the story as if they were there.

Columbus, Denver, or Charlotte would have been much better choices.

Let the corn in Indiana get it’s sleep.

Yes. Haven’t you seen the big scary sign warning people about fines?