eternalankh
eternalankh t1_je408ls wrote
Oh great, I've been looking for ways to slow that shit down while I save up money for the dentist. I'll be trying this.
eternalankh t1_je25vuc wrote
Ah yes. The hydrogen peroxide stuff is hypoallergenic. I'm allergic to the all purpose solution you're meant to store contacts in. (saline doesn't disinfect, is why they say it's not for storage, over time bacteria can build up and infect your eyes)
The hydrogen peroxide solution comes with a special container that turns the peroxide into saline overnight, it's not to be put directly into your eyes.
eternalankh t1_jdy5q0i wrote
I just never take mine out.
eternalankh t1_jdx5kg7 wrote
Reply to Watch out, baby daddies. by NeoKnife
There's a place in my area with that same sign.
Well same quote on the sign. The sign is entirely different.
eternalankh t1_jdwincz wrote
I don't have the right? Yeah fuck that. This makes me not want to do it.
eternalankh t1_jdtp7th wrote
Reply to Eggs on toast [homemade] by rozztc
Gordon really knows how to cook an egg, I tell you what.
eternalankh t1_jcjco0h wrote
well that's convenient. if i ever can afford enough land to keep chickens I'll look into it
eternalankh t1_ja63svy wrote
Reply to comment by Lizzie_McGee in Calling yourself humble makes you automatically unhumble. by Sczrp
It's actually a Trump quote.
eternalankh t1_ja5jvhv wrote
I think I'm actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.
eternalankh t1_j6zj7xu wrote
Reply to comment by mushroom_kook in A Humble Double Cheeseburger [homemade] by mushroom_kook
I use it to powder sugar and salt sometimes too, is the only issue.
eternalankh t1_j6ywxos wrote
Reply to comment by mushroom_kook in A Humble Double Cheeseburger [homemade] by mushroom_kook
I'm still trying to figure out a good way to clean it 😅
eternalankh t1_j6ywkeu wrote
Reply to A Humble Double Cheeseburger [homemade] by mushroom_kook
I have that same coffee grinder
eternalankh t1_j6pjnuc wrote
Reply to Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat by RanniSimp
pretty sure the point of our meat and bones is to facilitate movement rather than to protect anything.
eternalankh t1_j6orjlw wrote
Reply to My boyfriends uncle, Turkey, 1980s by AlaraBanana
I read "boyfriend uncle" and I was a little disturbed.
eternalankh t1_j6om8bo wrote
Reply to comment by Boring-Rub-3570 in My sweatshirt explicitly says it’s made by adults by sweathesmallshit
Those are all the same thing
eternalankh t1_j6lufxq wrote
That's a dog
eternalankh t1_j6ldzhx wrote
please don't eat that
eternalankh t1_j6jt89w wrote
Reply to Some of my favorite childhood memories were playing all the Zelda games with my brothers. Finally got to get nice tribute to that. by evolve_into_wizards
I think Majora having an opportunity to possess Zelda is a world ending threat, but it's very cool regardless.
eternalankh t1_j67g5rv wrote
Reply to Having no break from work is depressing, but having no work is very boring. by StringIsNullOrEmpty
If I could just choose "no work" without sacrificing much quality of life, I absolutely would. I have never in my life been so bored that I thought, "I need a job."
eternalankh t1_j5wrr0e wrote
yeah... turns out that, contrary to popular belief, humans are surprisingly good at a lot of things.
Not sure when we collectively decided that all animals are better than us at everything except thinking.
eternalankh t1_j4j2124 wrote
Reply to Close Call! by PhonedVenus21345678
Right! If that deer hadn't ran out into the road and alerted the driver, they would have plowed right into that stopped car in front of them.
eternalankh t1_j3zy3w8 wrote
Reply to [image] you are tomorrow by yetTear272
yup, that's pretty much how it goes
eternalankh t1_j2coa7e wrote
Reply to comment by GaryinZion in Any form of a true love triangle is impossible without some homosexuality by shiva8512
That's not how showerthoughts work... does anyone actually read the rules?
Also happy cake day
eternalankh t1_j2c501c wrote
I mean, I see your point, but it's not a showerthought. You're trying to change the definition of a clearly established trope.
eternalankh t1_je5f0nr wrote
Reply to Dogs must wonder why it's always winter in the fridge by pufballcat
that assumes they're smart enough to wonder and too stupid to understand.
i reckon they're probably too stupid to wonder and smart enough to understand, though.