foozballisdevil
foozballisdevil t1_j2dn5a5 wrote
Reply to comment by algoncyorrho in The last turd is buried with the corpse and it will never see the light of day by algoncyorrho
My son pooped immediately after he passed. I cleaned him up before he went down to the morgue. You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
My former roommate is also now a mortician. She also says you're stupid.
foozballisdevil t1_j2dmbgz wrote
Reply to There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
I use mine about a third of the time. I also use my instapot, stove, flat griddle, and sous vide. And I break my panini press out once every 3 months on average.
Give your balls a tug.
foozballisdevil t1_j1zm84y wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Patience_78 in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
I'm not in Canada... I live in a puritan country...
foozballisdevil t1_j1z23ku wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Patience_78 in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
It's legal to be topless? Where?
foozballisdevil t1_j1z20r0 wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Patience_78 in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
So I can just run around in my Grammy panties and call it a bikini. You can't make me wear any leg coverings. Thanks!
foozballisdevil t1_j1xhat5 wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Patience_78 in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
Which law?
foozballisdevil t1_j1wmovo wrote
Reply to comment by DumbPotatoBasket in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
The signs outside most stores as I was growing didn't say anything about those either.
foozballisdevil t1_j1wmm26 wrote
Reply to comment by NostrilRapist in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
They didn't state I had to wear that either...
foozballisdevil t1_j1w9mb2 wrote
Reply to comment by tommytraddles in You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping. by Kul3yy
Okay. Well now I can only read my comment in Jerry's voice.
foozballisdevil t1_j1vibc4 wrote
Only shoes and shirts... Nowhere does it say I have to wear pants.
foozballisdevil t1_j1qg0db wrote
Reply to comment by dementiadaddy in TIL Sigmund Freud made the decision to flee Austria after his daughter Anna was interrogated by the Gestapo for nearly 12 hours. He was able to buy safe passage out of Austria just in time with 31,000 Reich marks in 1938 by Ok_Copy5217
Don't they call themselves proud boys now?
foozballisdevil t1_j1ofkou wrote
Reply to comment by Gaius_Octavius_ in Adnan Syed hired by Georgetown University after release from prison by SunCloud-777
What, the uh, ever-changing testimony of Jay Wilds? And his associate who got her conflicting second-hand information from, heh, Jay...
foozballisdevil t1_j1ncrdw wrote
Reply to comment by Gaius_Octavius_ in Adnan Syed hired by Georgetown University after release from prison by SunCloud-777
I mean they talked a lot, right before Hae went missing... And then he just stopped calling too. And was unable to be contacted by the police for several hours after Hae's disappearance...
But yeah... Adnan is the only possible suspect.
You know the guy who is part of the culture where honor killings happen... And that the police/prosecution used that as part of their motive ... Hmmm...
And his religious roots also hurt him when asking for bail, because he had all these "aiders and abetters" willing to whisk Adnan out of the country...
foozballisdevil t1_j1nbt17 wrote
Reply to comment by Gaius_Octavius_ in Adnan Syed hired by Georgetown University after release from prison by SunCloud-777
Why didnt Don call her after that night?
foozballisdevil t1_j1nbr2g wrote
Reply to comment by bullshitemporium in Adnan Syed hired by Georgetown University after release from prison by SunCloud-777
But he shouldn't have been convicted 23 years ago based on what the prosecution had...
foozballisdevil t1_iu4d1sm wrote
Reply to Our pee is always touching our bodies. by Radagast50
Except when it's in the toilet, or the cup, or being washed away from me...
foozballisdevil t1_iu3z9gf wrote
Reply to Sign language is technically the fastest language because it travels at the speed of light while others travel at the speed of sound by [deleted]
Unless you aren't super fluent in sign language and it takes you much less time to say the word while you try to remember the sign associated.
foozballisdevil t1_j2f714f wrote
Reply to comment by MechanicalBengal in There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
It can, but I had the sous vide first and was gifted the instapot a few years after. :)