giantgreenplant
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixlu41l wrote
Reply to comment by fredsam25 in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
Hahahahahah. He's circumcised. Maybe it's like an Australian and British thing to call it a banjo string ?
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixlqh1v wrote
Reply to comment by Logical-Percentage17 in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
That was legitimately my next call. Once we became untangled and we'd iced the area, I called my best friend. Unbeknownst to me, we were on speaker and her partner heard. I felt him clench through the phone.
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixlpgdk wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
Foreskin caught on brace bracket.
He was bleeding.
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixlp7b1 wrote
Reply to comment by AutisticPenguin2 in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
Oh no. There was so much concern. I live down the road from a hospital and we are TRAUMATIZED.
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixne3i1 wrote
Reply to comment by balh1111 in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
Good lord. Ow.