No nail hole is urgent enough to use toothpaste over the proper material like spackle or drywall compound.

No need to wash them alone.

Dish soap should do the trick.

Just make sure to use it liberally and rub it in well.

Stain removers are good but in my experience don't get grease out quite as well.

Yes.

I have pulled shirts and pants out of the dryer with grease stains that I missed dozens of times and I always manage to get them out.

Dab the grease with dawn (or similar dish soap), rub it in well and let it sit.

Wash again with hot water.

In my experience the grease can still be removed by washing it again after rubbing the area with dish soap.

Bathe with Epsom salt and invest in an orthopedic pillow.

Yes but they can see you're asking people to delete comments.

None of this makes sense

So you just figured 'what the hell?' and now you're asking people to delete their comments?

Why did you agree to the Reddit part of this whole thing?

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