Didn’t they hang people from a tree in the park or something?

Kinda missing the fountain no?

Unless you’ve got a newborn, a kid that has trouble standing/walking, or more than one kid at once, you’re kind of a dick to not just use an umbrella stroller on a bus. Assuming you can find a seat you just fold it up and keep the kid in your lap. Or if it’s too crowded then you can keep the kid in it I suppose. That’s what I always did at least.

Also funny, just realized you have the same name as my first girlfriend’s mom.

Of course, because the alcohol adds so much in calories, but at least you get something in return on top of your beer belly :)

Got really drunk last night. Can confirm.

And why drink all those calories if it’s not gonna give you a good time?

Awesome!! What a great bar to start out in. It kinda smells, they have a just above average selection on tap, a one armed Irish bar maid, a great juke box, darts in the back, and an overall classic dive bar look. It’s also where the sad alcoholic locals often hang out, plus there’s a banksy next door that you can go drunkedly look at while having a smoke break outside. I realize some of the things I mentioned may not have been there when you visited, but I’m sure it still has the same charm that you loved.

Haha. Is it the one on the uws across from Duane Reade on Columbus? Because I have one of those too.

I grew up there too, and while I love it so much, I also talk plenty of shit. Like how every fucking white woman is blonde. (Obviously not every, but it’s a ridiculously common thing for ladies to do there)

Ahh yes I see. Yeah it’s totally better being able to just stumble home than get an uber or god forbid drive drunk like all of Fairfield County (CT).

My favorite hometown 7/11 became a decent takeaway restaurant. Rip 7/11 on Reef Road.

You mean because it’s always the same crowd?

Long live Dublin House.

I’m Bob Stefanowski and I’m embarrassed to lose this election.

Fauci just said that being vaccinated makes you safe, and not being vaccinated puts you at risk. I can be safe in my house and a meteor could still crash through my ceiling and kill me, but it’s super unlikely, so I’m basically safe.

Literally no one overseeing safety measures ever said that.

All I know about package stores is that they were always the places my friends and I could buy booze underage. We used to feel so sketched out. A bunch of Fairfield boys from nice neighborhoods venturing into a shady part of Bridgeport. Send in the oldest looking friend while the rest wait in the car. Feel nervous the whole time. Tim got the booze. Sweet, let’s get out of here.