iamCaptainDeadpool

iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j94tb4e wrote

I've been resisting the urge to be a horrible human being. I've been resisting the urge to punch an orphan. I've been resisting the urge to steel a wheelchair. I've been resisting the urge to take the air out of my bosses car. I've been resisting the urge to demotivate everyone on a motivational sub reddit. I've been resisting the urge to wish. I was creative enough to write a stupid poem out of nowhere. Also be harsh and tell if I can add anything to this stupid shit. If you guys will be too harsh I will cry myself to sleep tonight. Just so you know.

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iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8uevzj wrote

This is sad on so many levels. I've managed to demotivate myself on a motivational sub reddit it's a new low for me. Also This is not the first time I've forced someone to compliment me. Well Thanks for your pity.

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iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8ucrhw wrote

You didn't react to my bragging about me being a womanize. I was waiting for you to say yes you are a womanize and charming. And now I am sad. Also I get that you don't like the motivational stuff. You actually like to make fun of people who do this. Well we all have our hobbies.

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