iamCaptainDeadpool
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j94tb4e wrote
I've been resisting the urge to be a horrible human being. I've been resisting the urge to punch an orphan. I've been resisting the urge to steel a wheelchair. I've been resisting the urge to take the air out of my bosses car. I've been resisting the urge to demotivate everyone on a motivational sub reddit. I've been resisting the urge to wish. I was creative enough to write a stupid poem out of nowhere. Also be harsh and tell if I can add anything to this stupid shit. If you guys will be too harsh I will cry myself to sleep tonight. Just so you know.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j94ou1m wrote
Reply to [image] Don't stop the process by amin9129
I going through puberty too.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8zg3mq wrote
Reply to [Image] 🎯 by mantasmark
Big words coming from a yoga teacher. If she was a Yoda teacher I would have given it some thought.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8uevzj wrote
Reply to comment by Fancy_Female in [Image] Don’t feel threatened by someone else’s success. Cheer on their success & use it as inspiration/motivation for your own success. Be a champion for each other & have an abundance mindset! by vbCPA
This is sad on so many levels. I've managed to demotivate myself on a motivational sub reddit it's a new low for me. Also This is not the first time I've forced someone to compliment me. Well Thanks for your pity.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8ucrhw wrote
Reply to comment by Fancy_Female in [Image] Don’t feel threatened by someone else’s success. Cheer on their success & use it as inspiration/motivation for your own success. Be a champion for each other & have an abundance mindset! by vbCPA
You didn't react to my bragging about me being a womanize. I was waiting for you to say yes you are a womanize and charming. And now I am sad. Also I get that you don't like the motivational stuff. You actually like to make fun of people who do this. Well we all have our hobbies.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8u0xsw wrote
Reply to comment by Fancy_Female in [Image] Don’t feel threatened by someone else’s success. Cheer on their success & use it as inspiration/motivation for your own success. Be a champion for each other & have an abundance mindset! by vbCPA
Did you plan this inspirational moment. Also this might be out of context but I am a wominizer who is insatiable.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j8jzw3b wrote
Reply to I guess my car wanted to be sedated by backslashdotcom
All you need is a hypothermic needle.
iamCaptainDeadpool t1_j9yfgf2 wrote
Reply to [Image] Trashy Motivation by ToonKiller
Look at the Kardashians if they can do it we can as well. Thanks for the pep talk sesame street junkie who's name I don't know.