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jumpsteadeh t1_j6k5quz wrote
Reply to Walking parrots by FrankieGS
That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen.
jumpsteadeh t1_j6gxwpw wrote
Reply to comment by frenin in What are some shows that were advertised to one demographic, but became successful outside of the target demographic? by blqckwidow
It was weird, but I miss the positivity from those times. I got to take a break from cynicism for like 2 years, and not alone, but with a bunch of other weirdos.
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Reply to comment by icedrift in Apple Delays AR Glasses, Plans Cheaper Mixed-Reality Headset by GadnukBreakerOfWrlds
Plus, you'd have to wait for someone to solve the captcha for you
jumpsteadeh t1_j4f2zut wrote
"unidentified" really says more about the viewer than the flying object.
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Reply to comment by AngryErrandBoy in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
Brownbeard's coming and he's taking your shit
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Reply to comment by GlendaleActual in There are two types of air-fryer owners. Those who have one and never use it, and those who use it too often. There is no middle ground by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES
The food or the dinner guests? For the latter, I usually leave out a ramekin of gochugaru and eat pinches of it during conversation.
jumpsteadeh t1_j2e5fop wrote
Reply to comment by MJLDat in Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Man, there was an internet video where a lady is freaked out by a horse sticking its head in the car window, saying "oh no, a cow", and she gets so scared, then turns around and there's another horse in the other car window that makes her scream - but I can never find it again.
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Reply to comment by 12soea in Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Did my brain invent a cow or am I remembering a cow I saw elsewhere?
jumpsteadeh t1_j2chv83 wrote
Reply to comment by SmallpoxTurtleFred in Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
I felt dumb when I realized a few movies into Harry Potter that I wasn't reading the actors as getting older between books. The Harry Potter I read in Order of the Pheonix looked like Daniel Radcliffe in 1999.
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Reply to comment by huldrat in I just can’t with the forced romances in mysteries and thrillers! They are so ridiculous by ginnygrakie
"The writer's barely-disguised fetish"
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Reply to comment by Significant-Custard1 in TIFU by asking my dad where to dispose of a melted charger. by Twighdark
Has anyone ever made an autobiographical hentai comic?
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Reply to comment by morenewsat11 in New York eyes ‘somewhat bloodthirsty’ rat supremo to take on city’s rodents by morenewsat11
I ain't about to fuck with Skaven on their home turf. They need a diplomat, not an exterminator.
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Reply to comment by Thud2 in Better Than Fans? New 'AirJet' Chip Promises To Overhaul Laptop Cooling by Avieshek
They have little fans on them
jumpsteadeh t1_ixn2otm wrote
Just eat weird. Cut everything with a knife and fork, then open your gob as wide as you can and chuck the food to the back. Look at the sky and chew with your mouth open.
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Reply to comment by Dodger7777 in [Image] Don't let this happen to you! by myeloidCritter980
Consistency is key
jumpsteadeh t1_iw7nvyc wrote
Reply to comment by ryschwith in Tracks Of Ancient Human Found In Spain Are 300k Years Old by Several_Cabinet_9725
The title is paraphrased; the researcher's exact words were "some dude from 300,000 years ago"
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Reply to comment by footyDude in Eli5 why do pregnancy testers not have a yes or no indication on the screen instead of the symbols and then matching them? by googleimages69420
"better not tell you now"
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Reply to comment by Codysseus7 in Bryan Fuller Says Accusing ‘Hannibal’ of Queerbaiting Is ‘Cynical’ by i_love_anachronisms
I think a show accurate way of describing it would be that their relationship is the shadow cast by romantic love. The silhouette of love, but filled with an impenetrable darkness. But I would have liked them to kiss at the end. For closure.
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Reply to comment by RemydePoer in Magma on Mars Likely - Until now, Mars has been generally considered a geologically dead planet. An international team of researchers led by ETH Zurich now reports that seismic signals indicate volcanism still plays an active role in shaping the Martian surface. by GeoGeoGeoGeo
A week ago, someone's dream of Mars-lava-cooked sausages was impossible, but now they have hope
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Reply to comment by no-mad in Formation of Namibia’s fairy circles isn’t due to termites. Plants are "ecosystem engineers" that survive by forming optimal geometric patterns. by marketrent
My mum has a name, you know
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Reply to comment by Imnomaly in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
How many eggs did you hide inside of the priest?