justabill71
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Reply to comment by TheRealOneTwo in Couldn’t believe the amount of leg room I had on my flight this morning by Snaab
Anything's an exit row if you're brave enough.
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Reply to comment by Amazing_Dot_2571 in Little ones and big ones, I hear by bitNine
I'm pumping out soft-serve.
justabill71 t1_je1krq7 wrote
Cowitzer
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Reply to comment by DanFuckingSchneider in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Peter Pan
justabill71 t1_jdsg9t1 wrote
"Hey Julie, is it cool if I take "Downtown" for myself?"
"Yeah, I don't give a fuck."
"Wubba wubba wubba."
justabill71 t1_jdomyj4 wrote
I have no idea who that is, so I'm going to say no.
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Reply to comment by NewEnglandRoastBeef in TIFU when I (22m) had sex with a girl (25) who was writing a paper about penises by TheBlueInBlueBalls
Cock doc
Dick flick
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Reply to comment by Treehaus_user in Met this guy at a fish fry, and thought you all would like his outfit. by RabidWeaselFreddy
It's not easy being cheesy.
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Reply to comment by lionsmakemecry in Met this guy at a fish fry, and thought you all would like his outfit. by RabidWeaselFreddy
He puts the fun in Funyuns.
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Reply to comment by TactlesslyTactful in Met this guy at a fish fry, and thought you all would like his outfit. by RabidWeaselFreddy
There's no outkicking his lip coverage.
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Reply to comment by Alessio875 in What Band Would You Like to See Reunite and Tour? by katncal
This would've been mine, but I don't think I'd want to put any money in Roger Waters' pocket, at this point. Zero percent chance of it happening, anyway.
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Reply to Who's your favourite lyricist? by loveneverfails318
All-time, Dylan. Currently, Jason Isbell.
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Reply to comment by OregonTripleBeam in My badass mom, ca. ‘79 by chalamets_pesca
Could be the Sears Winner II.
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Reply to comment by -TheJunta- in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
I'm not a fan of the dressing.
justabill71 t1_jab2tnv wrote
Can't spell arts without t and a.
justabill71 t1_jaagli5 wrote
Did you also get one of those cones, to keep you from trying to lick your stitches?
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Reply to comment by Dunkableballs in This bar has a piano in their bathroom by pink__tea
Mozshart
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Reply to comment by Jerbairs in This bar has a piano in their bathroom by pink__tea
Which movement?
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Reply to comment by Duedsml23 in TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
🎶 Diarrhea, here I go again 🎶
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Reply to My menu was on an actual meat clever. by teachdove5000
That's pretty cleaver.
justabill71 t1_ja1d75r wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
>“there’s shit in ur butt”
Best part
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Reply to comment by CMDRissue in TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
Pooper trooper
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Reply to My mom (in the yellow) in Bon Jovi's In And Out Of Love music video filmed at the Seaside Heights boardwalk 1985 by squidwarrdshouse
She looks like a blurry Stevie Nicks.
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Reply to comment by Infernalism in A destroyed T-72B Tank placed in front of the Russian embassy in Berlin by Iwamoto
Such explode. So destroy. Wow.
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Reply to Spring roll tower [I ate] [I constructed] by Turtleramem
Jenga! Jenga! Jengaaa!!!