justabill71
justabill71 t1_j26ggyz wrote
Le Tigre
justabill71 t1_j268fme wrote
Reply to comment by ClarissaSparkle in The pond at my apartment complex looks like it’s filled with milk by Naked_Arsonist
"We don't have a cow. We have a bull..."
justabill71 t1_j25v4dd wrote
Reply to LPT to stay ‘active’ at work. Open excel, set a golfball on your down key. You’re set. by Salad_Fingerzz
The CEO was angry that day, my friends.
justabill71 t1_j249rcy wrote
Sand donger
justabill71 t1_j22osal wrote
Grateful Dead. There are other bands I liked before them, and still like, but they started me on a musical journey of discovery that continues to this day.
justabill71 t1_j20s1cb wrote
Reply to My grandparents (probably the 1960s) by mRfree13
You're not fooling anyone with that beard, Dr. Oz.
justabill71 t1_j20rtkc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Shirley Temple sitting on my Dad’s lap 1947 by Cautious_Read4119
>If you're going to have a Shirley Temple in your lap, better the person than the drink!
"Shirley Temple's on me!"
justabill71 t1_j1xbqpe wrote
Man, I used to like helping my buddy split wood, until he got a pellet stove. Good exercise, and swinging an axe is fun.
justabill71 t1_j1sxrso wrote
Anything's a snack tray if you're brave enough.
justabill71 t1_j1njt0n wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Actuator_5091 in Yung Gravy looks like he could be the son of Marv from Home Alone and I can’t stop thinking about this. I sense an acting opportunity in the future. by gusborwig
So help me, God, yellow eyes.
justabill71 t1_j1mbag4 wrote
"We wish you a merry piss, miss."
justabill71 t1_j1ic4f6 wrote
"Here's some money, go see a Star War."
justabill71 t1_j1aqkrq wrote
Reply to TIL that Bromine is also used to sanitize pools as well as chlorine. Chlorinated pools tend to have a saltier "taste" by SociallyAwkward423
Why are we tasting pool water?
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Reply to comment by Royce-McCutcheon in Goerge Clooney 1990 by Djf47021
"Step into my office and show Clooney your pooney."
justabill71 t1_j0o2sce wrote
Reply to comment by EpicRepeater in Goerge Clooney 1990 by Djf47021
Whoa!
justabill71 t1_j0fh5m7 wrote
Reply to TIL Over 35,000 Children Receive Emergency Room Treatment Each Year from Bunk Bed Associated Injuries. by Geniunelad
Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?
justabill71 t1_j03k0pj wrote
Reply to Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
Was it the Clam Perpetual? The Twat-master?
justabill71 t1_j03j6cs wrote
Reply to comment by DJNickiBlake in Las Vegas police: Woman who stole, hid Rolex inside genitals was in town for court on similar theft charge by vt9876
Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
justabill71 t1_izpv2yd wrote
My coffee ends up in porcelain pretty quickly, anyway.
justabill71 t1_iz8ya0n wrote
Reply to comment by iNstein in Jabal: the new wheat scientists say can withstand extreme heat and drought by tonymmorley
I guess we'll just have to wheat and see.
justabill71 t1_iydvvvh wrote
Reply to Shelf on the elf. by vtcampguy
Hey, I never asked you. Do you like guacamole?
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Reply to comment by Waychill83 in TIFU By Sleeping w/ Friend’s GF by [deleted]
No, because this story is made up.
justabill71 t1_ixssta4 wrote
Time-traveling Sean Astin singing along.
justabill71 t1_j2715lm wrote
Reply to My degree from 16 years ago has Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature on it by Purpoisely_Anoying_U
That's fellow Redditor, u/GovSchwarzenegger.