keestie
keestie t1_j05hb9d wrote
Reply to comment by Karvier in I have translated some letters between the khans of Mongolian and Manchus recorded in the Manchus literary sources, pretty funny how they were roasting each other. by Karvier
I think they mean that the disrespect sounds like something a middle-schooler would employ, but I'm not certain.
keestie t1_iy6s22y wrote
Reply to comment by revfds in So it’s not real wood, cool. by DickButkisses
I need to see this cabinet-maker...
keestie t1_iy6ceys wrote
Reply to comment by Wild_Albatross7534 in Bubba by gary6043
He was yuge, made the best debates, the very best, everyone says so.
keestie t1_iy64pui wrote
Reply to comment by caltroppsederapp42 in Three guys decide to stop for a drink after work on Christmas Eve. by specious_foofaraw
Took me a minute.
keestie t1_iy12vry wrote
Reply to comment by SwitcherooU in (OC) Wife doesn't eat her pizza crusts, but Jacob is happy to STEAL them the first chance he gets. by Starflaem
It happens. I've seen very well-taken-care-of cats with this issue.
keestie t1_ixbik8s wrote
Reply to comment by LilTimmy_the_second in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse
Something something package, something something box.
keestie t1_ixar81z wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in Mrs. Johnson by phoeebsy
This is hilarious, but it seems misdirected.
keestie t1_ivivsft wrote
Reply to comment by hagcel in I've been informed that a pig's orgasm is estimated to be around thirty minutes. However, I'm curious to know how they came to this conclusion. What's the science behind it? by hatinsidecat
There are people who masturbate pigs for a living and they sure don't get $20K a session, lol. I used to know a guy who did it, and he got more than minimum wage but not lots. It's for artificial insemination; modern pigs have been bred so massive that natural insemination can often harm the sow, and also it's just easier to ship sperm than it is to ship a massive 700lb boar with balls bigger than your head.
keestie t1_ivigmn9 wrote
You're probably right that this is sometimes the case, but I used to work for a good arborist company and we sometimes did "in the area" jobs. It was like 2% of our business, but we did do it.
keestie t1_iubyl8t wrote
Reply to eddie van halen and his mum euagina with his first guitar at age 12 (1967,1968) by dutchiedudeguy
Eugenia, lol.
keestie t1_iubukwi wrote
Reply to comment by denzien in [Homemade] Heavy Cream Yogurt by Preesi
It doesn't mean it's going to be bad in any period of time. That's what I'm saying. It's not directly related to the time a product is going to go bad. Have you actually smelled products that have passed their date? Cuz I have, and they generally are fine for a week or two after, as long as they were kept closed and mostly refrigerated.
keestie t1_iubsc93 wrote
keestie t1_iu8vyt1 wrote
Reply to comment by Preesi in [Homemade] Heavy Cream Yogurt by Preesi
As you should. Just giving you some information that it seems most people don't have.
keestie t1_iu7tlrd wrote
Reply to comment by Duosion in [Homemade] Heavy Cream Yogurt by Preesi
They can often be ignored, but they're not actually bullshit, they're just not for you. They're for the people who stock the shelves. If a product is past it's sell-by date, it gets tossed whether it's bad or not (it's usually not), and it is more to do with keeping a steady flow of inventory and keeping upstream systems working smoothly.
The (quite significant) loss of good food is acceptable to the seller because it keeps the incoming product fresh and consistent, which maintains their brand, and keeps their suppliers happy and willing to work with them. I understand why companies do it but it wastes massive amounts of perfectly good food and it's a genuine tragedy.
keestie t1_iu7t8xm wrote
Reply to comment by Preesi in [Homemade] Heavy Cream Yogurt by Preesi
As a former dumpster-diver, I would encourage you to explore the use of your senses. The sell-by date is not completely disconnected from the chance of spoilage, but it isn't really tied to it either. It's as much about keeping a steady flow of products so that all of the upstream systems can work effectively. If it smells ok, it is ok. Dairy is a very good communicator; it'll tell you when it wants to go.
In any case, you made something wonderful and I'm happy for you. But just be aware that the date is not there principally for your safety, and a lot of food remains safe well after the date has passed. In most cases, your eyes and nose are the best judge.
keestie t1_iu7st6g wrote
Reply to [Homemade] Heavy Cream Yogurt by Preesi
Omg this is my dream.
keestie t1_j1j01sa wrote
Reply to This is an excerpt from Cixin Liu's book "The Dark Forest", describing what happens to people when they lose all hope in Humanity by RobleViejo
Even if every doomsday scenario you've listed eventually comes true exactly as you described, you're creating your own internal doomsday *right now*, and that is something you have control over. Not perfect control, but some. Don't give in. You have a choice to give in or not; don't. Don't die until you're actually dead.