Smart thinking. Then you can pee at the same time without messing up your floor

Thankfully I’ve never had that happen.

It used to dip in the water right when I first sat down before there was ever any poop In There, then I’d flinch and pull up.

Life tip: pay a couple squares of tp across the seat and drape your penis over those to keep it out of the bowl

It’s just as bad as having the toilet paper tear and poop get on your finger.

You lucky bastard

When this happens I just about shrink up all the way inside my own scrotum. So not ever long in my case.

Too late :’(

It’s also great at drumming and somewhat decent at singing!