kingofpotatopeople92
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_ixaw4so wrote
Reply to comment by Thatguyxlii in Texas woman arrested after smuggling endangered spider monkey in box she claimed held beer by AudibleNod
That's ok. This is more soothing than my last one: ‘Bud...weis...er’ ‘Bud...weis...er’ for the entire trip, no less. /s
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iwxy5m8 wrote
Reply to comment by AbbieNormal in Trump tweeted an image from a spy satellite, declassified document shows by cherbug
Short Presidential Briefing Coloring Book. Frfy
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iwxvrmp wrote
Reply to comment by Every-Development398 in The Bahamas seizes digital assets from bankrupt FTX unit for 'safekeeping' | CNN Business by Luka77GOATic
"I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra." - Aaron Paul
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iv01l9y wrote
Reply to DeSantis used taxpayer money to fly migrants to Florida, then fly them out by earl-j-waggedorn
Look it's drump .20
$32,000 per person. Those are some weak ass grifting numbers. /s
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iuzxa3f wrote
Reply to comment by MustLoveAllCats in DeSantis used taxpayer money to fly migrants to Florida, then fly them out by earl-j-waggedorn
The whale money comes from hosting classified document(s) tupperware parties.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iuzwmuy wrote
Reply to comment by Amrokmfc in UN: Global warming to melt major glaciers by 2050, including Yosemite's by BollocksAsBalls
Dry it and refill the salt mines that have been already dug out.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iuqe9tj wrote
Reply to comment by junktrunk909 in Voters can erase racist wording in Alabama Constitution by motayba
The other 90% is evil triumphs over good.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iudb7dp wrote
Reply to comment by Hot_Goal4205 in Mental Health Resources Assist First Responders Following Broken Arrow Murder-Suicide by Lost_in_Nebraska402
Hey bud, didn't you get the memo? Everyone's special.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iub0mgt wrote
Reply to comment by CakeAccomplice12 in Avian influenza discovered in San Luis Obispo County by DavidUpInHere
...It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it.../s
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iuah73g wrote
Reply to comment by fergie_lr in Ex-Capitol cop who messaged 1/6 rioter guilty of obstruction by BollocksAsBalls
> Aiding and Abetting after the fact
Poorly worded. I meant: An accessory after the fact.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu79a00 wrote
Reply to comment by dagbiker in Ex-Capitol cop who messaged 1/6 rioter guilty of obstruction by BollocksAsBalls
Why it obstruction and not Aiding and Abetting after the fact?
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu2now6 wrote
Reply to comment by AnarchySpeech in One dead and Arsenal star hurt in Italy stabbing by sjw_7
Can't stop 7.2B crazy people.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu2m2py wrote
Reply to comment by SLCW718 in Ex-Bucks County D.A.R.E. Police Officer James Carey Pleads No Contest to Sexually Assaulting 5 Teen Boys by ninjascotsman
2'x2'x2' metal box placed under a large magnifying glass for 4 hours mid summer until crispy and golden brown... shit, now I want some fried chicken.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu2l5nt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Ex-Bucks County D.A.R.E. Police Officer James Carey Pleads No Contest to Sexually Assaulting 5 Teen Boys by ninjascotsman
...walk into a boys youth camp...
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu2kv6w wrote
Reply to comment by manbearcolt in Ex-Bucks County D.A.R.E. Police Officer James Carey Pleads No Contest to Sexually Assaulting 5 Teen Boys by ninjascotsman
Both is the only sane choice.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu2ja76 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Shell paid zero windfall tax in UK despite record global profits by hugglenugget
Ricks don't have faith in Ricks.
Edit: an apostrophe
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu22jpp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Shell paid zero windfall tax in UK despite record global profits by hugglenugget
No need to worry. That 1 will turn into a 0 soon enough.
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iu21z5p wrote
Reply to comment by thespawnkiller in Shell paid zero windfall tax in UK despite record global profits by hugglenugget
> no one is going to stop them.
"The death rattle will be heard worldwide." - Death
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_itj29ni wrote
Reply to comment by t4ct1c4l_j0k3r in Russia's defense chief warns of 'dirty bomb' provocation by letschangethename
"I assure you, he's headed to his final destination." - Death
kingofpotatopeople92 t1_iylyye7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pharmacy owner in deadly 2012 U.S. meningitis outbreak gets 1 year in prison by 404user
I've always heard, a million deaths is a footnote, 7.2B deaths is a chapter.