I'm just trying to keep New Yorkers in New York!

Or Westchester. If I were doing the whole suburbs, golden retriever, 5-4-and-a-door thing then why not Mamaroneck? Mamaroneck looks nice!

Search the sub. You'll see that almost EVERY "I'm moving to NJ" post comes with "we want good schools and a short commute."

Also: maybe rent for a year before buying.

Pawdicure 🐾 💅

Woodbury Common.

But can we still give them gel manis?

Ocean City or LBI.

It's $$$$

I believe non emergency work can start at 7am.

They don't know until they pick you up.

If I have to do this (and I try my hardest not to) I solve it by messaging the driver with where I'm going. Then they either say sure or we cancel it.

Same. Nordstrom would be really great. There's a Sephora, there's a Lush, I think there's opportunity for it.

Pardon moix, but I make my own clothing from hair that I pull out of my shower drain, it's really the only way to remain ethical.

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Yes, we need Chanel.

They'll start taxing suicide.

You couldn't pay me to live in any of the 20 "most comfortable" states.

New York. Boston.

This is my go to (to-go to?).

Here's hoping your kid doesn't ever get you hauled down to Ocean City.

Yet another reason to be grateful for birth control.

> drunk port authority cop

Redundant.

They're putting their lives at risk getting paid $150k/year to ignore traffic violations and crimes committed by their friends, we may as well let them park where they want.

Policing: it's like a real job, only harder.

But it has amazing views.

I'm too lazy to read the whole thing, did it account for us having great services for students with autism so parents with autistic children move here? Though now that I say it, that's probably not a huge/relevant number...

This entire situation seems to involve people whose faces tell you everything you need to know about them.