ktElwood
ktElwood t1_jegbdlj wrote
Reply to comment by lets-troll-trolls in BREAKING: Credit Suisse Set to Lay Off 2,000 Staff Following Merger with UBS by [deleted]
It's a calculated risk, but man I am bad at math - CS riskmanagement.
ktElwood t1_jeg43mm wrote
Reply to A productive day at the office by astrogavino
Sometimes I wonder how much of economy is just this.
Money is spent on gas and cars, moving workers to offices. To power the PCs, to light the room.
Money is spent on lunches at restaurants.
Money is spent of office supplies to be played with.
And to the outside world, your whole workday looks as productive as any other, because services could be provided to you.
ktElwood t1_jefokcu wrote
WTF Kyle Rittenhouse was totally prepared to murder someone, he killed two, and he walks free.
Just start fights and have deadly weapon on you.
ktElwood t1_jeetu3a wrote
Reply to TIL A newborn baby is 75% water at birth. A slightly higher water content than bananas, but slightly less than potatoes. by Imbiberr
Ugly bag of mostly waaataaaa.
ktElwood t1_jeetha3 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Rich white people pushing opioids should get shot in america, not kids in schools.
ktElwood t1_jeen5ky wrote
Nicee
ktElwood t1_jeen1vr wrote
Well they could have done it more civilized.
If there are competitors from UBS and CS for one job:
One room. One knife. One winner.
ktElwood t1_je4a5xy wrote
Reply to comment by Codydw12 in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
Stop missunderstanding Clausewitz.
ktElwood t1_je4a41g wrote
Reply to comment by Rdg1961 in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
Violence will get you what you want.
ktElwood t1_je4a1li wrote
Reply to comment by gvsteve in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
Humans are still less expensive to be hired for those jobs.
ktElwood t1_je49z6e wrote
Reply to comment by TarTarkus1 in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
We rather turn earth into an uninhabitable planet you need to seek underground shelter on.
ktElwood t1_je49uf8 wrote
Reply to comment by m4hdi in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
Best we can do is insurance companies.
Mankind can't harvest the sun's energy that is reaching earth, so it all goes into thermodynamics of the weathersystem.
ktElwood t1_je49rcv wrote
Reply to comment by pythagorean_cultist in What science and technology should be here already (2023) but isn’t? by InfinityScientist
Well, nuclear fusion is always 20 years in the future :D
Extraplanetary colonies are "cool" but...really useless.
Voyager probes are our deep space vessels - cosmic radiation will BBQ humans in space.
If you could regenerate organs, prolong human life substancially, society would collapse. Imagine billionaires being biologicly 25 for 250 years...
My personal tinfoil-hat-theory is that who ever defeats aging in humans, will be transported to a remote island and never be seen again.
We have desalination, we just use too much water.
ktElwood t1_je48hps wrote
Reply to comment by SateliteDicPic in Slaughtered Like a Pig by Sharp-Direction-6894
This is not the way.
You fucking do it again using even more money.
patent leather shoes or barefoot.
ktElwood t1_je466i6 wrote
Reply to This old woman was snooping around our backyard at work. She did not see the drop. by DogmaJones
This woman looks like a car.
ktElwood t1_je43pp2 wrote
Reply to comment by Limp-Judge-623 in We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
Then the 20% were on the Top 5% list.
ktElwood t1_je0pdet wrote
Reply to We're assured that qualifications are essential, but none of the very richest people got their wealth from theirs by pufballcat
Surprised?
In germany 80% of the best paid managers in industry were born to the 3% top wealth households at the time.
Yep they also got qualifications. But their parents also had the right names in their book by the telephone..
ktElwood t1_je0o4nx wrote
Reply to comment by goldcln in Her Blue Eyes Should Be ILLEGAL [OC] by SelenasSecrets
Blue filter is for CSI New York
Mexico filter is for CSI Miami
ktElwood t1_je0i15f wrote
Deutsche Bank is like :
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ktElwood t1_jdz0o5c wrote
Reply to comment by theboehmer in Are galaxies just giant accretion disks around super massive black holes? by darthvadercock
Rather think of them as incredibly dense.
A black hole the mass of earth would be super small, but would have the same "gravitational pull"
ktElwood t1_jcjojjw wrote
Reply to comment by mechesthesia in Zipline’s new drones release tethered mini-drones for precision package deliveries - These drone deliveries drop down from up to 300 feet high in a tethered ‘droid’ with its own propellers to target small landing zones like a table. by speckz
Germany is spending 10x more money and therefore energy, ressources, manpower on choclate, than on basic research.
How baby can steps be?
ktElwood t1_jcg1c4u wrote
Reply to Zipline’s new drones release tethered mini-drones for precision package deliveries - These drone deliveries drop down from up to 300 feet high in a tethered ‘droid’ with its own propellers to target small landing zones like a table. by speckz
Have you figured out harvesting energy from fusion?
No.
Have you figured out how to stop ageing?
No.
Have you figured out FTL travel?
No.
Have you figured out how to deliver toothpaste in a very complicated way?
Oh Yes!
ktElwood t1_jbisiq0 wrote
Why don't school gym have the "safe" things with stops and guides?
ktElwood t1_jb4vx06 wrote
Reply to comment by take_care_a_ya_shooz in 2 helicopters collided in air by louiesoapbox
Wouldn't they have ADS-B Transponders and some sort of air space monitoring would tell them
"Watch the fuck out"
ktElwood t1_jegkj3m wrote
Reply to Guaranteed no one’s gameboy looks like mine by bensisland
I have a decaying Episode I Droid fighter on my GBC battery cover.