leonscum t1_j2a6fsc wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:30 PM

Reply to I've written a very short poem about myself. by KeckyOK

Is that u?

leonscum t1_j2a5zuu wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:27 PM

Reply to The next election may require by YZXFILE

BOT voting.

leonscum t1_j2a5ojp wrote on December 30, 2022 at 7:25 PM

Reply to According to the old testament, homosexuality is fine as long as you're high. by username_taken_not

I asked my priest once if they stoned both men and he said, "No, just the one on top". I asked, "Why didn't they stone the other man"? He said, "Because he was a priest".

leonscum t1_j1t26r1 wrote on December 27, 2022 at 4:16 AM

Reply to To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... by Trevor965

What do you call an emaciated, toothless, junkie in a wheelchair stealing hub caps?

A West Virginian.

leonscum t1_ixztlpz wrote on November 27, 2022 at 6:02 PM

Reply to What do they call ambulances in Russia? by read_it_mate

Hearses

leonscum t1_ixvdf4x wrote on November 26, 2022 at 5:50 PM

Reply to What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? by [deleted]

58 his sister Penny. And let's not forget his father buck, his mother Diame, his brother bill , and his gardener Juan peso.

His favorite song, 3 coins in the fountain.

leonscum t1_ixn3xfa wrote on November 24, 2022 at 6:33 PM

Reply to A Frenchman sees a poster in front of a bakery by shija02

Hope you didn't order the cream filled croissants.