livefast6221 t1_j26i2ul wrote on December 30, 2022 at 12:28 AM Reply to what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass Attorney: Your honor, what would happen if I called you a fucking moron? Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and throw your ass in jail. Attorney: Can you hold me in contempt for just thinking it? Judge: No, I can’t punish you for your thoughts. Attorney: In that case your honor, I think you’re a fucking moron. Permalink 272
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Reply to what do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? by whomst8myass
Attorney: Your honor, what would happen if I called you a fucking moron?
Judge: I’d hold you in contempt and throw your ass in jail.
Attorney: Can you hold me in contempt for just thinking it?
Judge: No, I can’t punish you for your thoughts.
Attorney: In that case your honor, I think you’re a fucking moron.