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manualshifting t1_jaah4kj wrote
Reply to comment by rejectednocomments in "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Cecilia, I'm down on my knees. I'm begging you please to come home.
manualshifting t1_j623vaw wrote
Reply to Someone stole my book bag today. by Low-Airline-7588
What's a synonym for "thesaurus"?
The big brained answer- onomasticon.
manualshifting t1_iy59ibz wrote
I suppose he let you know that "he" is his preferred pronoun?
This could potentially get a small re-write in order to indicate that the prospector is woke. Also, he strongly suspects that the hills are non-binary and he intends to prove it.
manualshifting t1_itvj92l wrote
Reply to comment by lr0nman_dies_Endgame in 3 spies an brit, a russian, and an italian are captured. by KarmicComic12334
It's a spi-cy meat-ball.
manualshifting t1_jbzuqyx wrote
Reply to A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams
I like this one! I think I'll tell it IRL at some point.
One small change that I would make, though. Right at the punch line, where Saint Peter says "Jesus Christ!" I think I'll change that to this.
Then Peter said, "Oh, for my sake! It took me six weeks to find a priest up in here. Do you know how long it will take to find a lawyer?"