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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_ja5fv6c wrote

I honestly wonder how much random religious stuff we'll keep randomly discovering. Throughout civilization it seems we've just always searched for some explanation of nature, and these are the ways it manifested. Probably many more weird ancient religious tributes that have no link to modern religion that are yet to be discovered

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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_j9siect wrote

I have never in my life seen a worse degradation of a repost. The text is pixelated, stretched, literally chopped off, and posted by an actual karma bot.

The only thing this post motivates me to do is die faster because it's proof that there is literally zero hope for human kind.

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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_j9shy18 wrote

this is a meme comment made by a meme person

teams are bad until they're good. that transition already happened for the Lions last season, unless you forgot to watch football for the entire year

their primary need is defensive studs. If Wagner to the Lions doesn't happen it's only because it makes too much sense, and those deals never seem to happen

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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_j9h06t5 wrote

it's absolutely not a caprese, it's just a sandwich without ridiculously-American proportions

those sandwiches with 1/2 lb of salami and capicola just taste like giant bricks of dried meat, which is just especially not necessary with how flavorful Italian meats are

absolutely adore OPs ratio, guarantee this was delicious

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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_j94wbm4 wrote

this shit is why The Menu was written

it doesn't even look good. what the fuck is it, poached? there's literally no sear. and it has a flower petal on it. why?

why are all the sauce dabs on the rim of the bowl? and why are there even sauce dabs when it's in another sauce?

if someone gave this to me after I paid money I'd demand to speak with the chef. I have more questions than I care to type

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me_irl_irl_irl_irl t1_j8hdi0q wrote

> Whatever research was done wasn’t thorough enough

Roger Goodell came into a test stadium, ran around for 13 seconds with a scotch in one hand and a cigar in the other, said "fuck it Junior, cut the check" to nobody and walked out of the stadium while he called his limo driver to tell him to bring him to Taco Bell

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