messmaker523
messmaker523 t1_iy3swrl wrote
"Tix" implies plural I need 10sec of my life back
messmaker523 t1_ixnsal3 wrote
Reply to How to find DIY/basement shows? by julsiesbulsie
You just missed this https://www.instagram.com/dc_punkrockflea/?hl=en
St. Steven's is an iconic location for the underground DC punk/Hardcore scene and has been for decades. There are still shows there because I hear them but have now idea how you'd find out about them these days. Maybe through that Instagram link you can dig something up
messmaker523 t1_iwxexjm wrote
Reply to comment by keyjan in Spotted at Columbia Heights Chick-fil-A: Emotional Support Cock by grandoopsbear
You act like chic fila actually serves chicken and not synthetic polymers and epoxys formed in the shape of a cut of chicken
messmaker523 t1_iwvgkci wrote
Reply to Sent Unwanted HIV Test in the Mail by [deleted]
Free test. Use it. If you're worried about the results then you need to take it. If you're not worried you have nothing to lose
messmaker523 t1_iwuxhzr wrote
Reply to comment by drr71-2 in Car broken into Stolen Disc Golf bag by Windsor-Bricks
I was joking. I commented in another thread when they asked how to prevent car break-ins in DC because it's very common. I said "leave nothing in your car. Not even an empty bag" because it makes a thief curious. I was then accused of victim shaming 🤣😂
messmaker523 t1_iwuwi09 wrote
Reply to comment by drr71-2 in Car broken into Stolen Disc Golf bag by Windsor-Bricks
Careful. Someone may accuse you of victim blaming
messmaker523 t1_iw8op28 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What strip clubs do political celebrities go to in DC? by Wise-Abalone-1748
Lol Tap tap tap
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Reply to comment by CassowaryCommander in What kind of drugs are people doing on the metro? by Kitchen-Hat2790
Smooth save
messmaker523 t1_iuej4ac wrote
Reply to comment by CassowaryCommander in What kind of drugs are people doing on the metro? by Kitchen-Hat2790
Lol. I think you're out of the loop on this one
messmaker523 t1_iua3cqd wrote
Reply to comment by BoozAlien in True hole in the wall DC Diners by dcguy000
Lol🧟
messmaker523 t1_itv47o1 wrote
Don't block the box
messmaker523 t1_itso0p5 wrote
Reply to comment by BansheeLoveTriangle in Tennis or Ping Pong Communities by Awkward-Donkey-5452
I don't even know what it is. Just looks like lazy tennis
messmaker523 t1_itq1r4r wrote
Reply to Tennis or Ping Pong Communities by Awkward-Donkey-5452
People only play pickle ball these days. There's ping pong tables at Comet in upper NW. Maybe you can find a club up there
messmaker523 t1_itm7tic wrote
Reply to Rocky Mountain oysters in DC by periwinklepenguin
Just make sure you pull down real good before you clip them
messmaker523 t1_it4awaj wrote
Reply to Weird Al concert by Oogaman00
His songs are never covers. They are parodies.
messmaker523 t1_it2nj3o wrote
Reply to Largest Native Baltimore Animal? by confidence_interval
The obese white trash in Baltimore county
messmaker523 t1_isxkory wrote
Reply to comment by WaterBubbly in Filling water bottles at Reagan National by AdmirableFroyo782
They finally renamed it after the baseball team😂
messmaker523 t1_isp4wt5 wrote
I work in the medical field. People ask me all the time. Since I don't work on the hill or for aan NGO it's usually an entertaining silence when I answer
messmaker523 t1_is310us wrote
Reply to Why are Metro trains briefly going "out of service" at the end of the line? by perkinwarbeck
They are human and have to pee. Probably in a bottle
messmaker523 t1_iy4f83f wrote
Reply to comment by BumHer in Free TIX! Chicago at the National Theater TONIGHT @7:30 by immewhere1
Sorry forgot to add the 🙄 for those unable to pick up on sarcasm. You should mind your own business. I didn't comment on your post anyway