murphanduncas
murphanduncas t1_j6dbr5i wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
The fart at the end got me. Nothin funnier than a fart.
murphanduncas t1_j6brxt5 wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Nothing funnier than a fart.
murphanduncas t1_j6bov62 wrote
Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
Don't nickel and dime the great one. Titfucker.
murphanduncas t1_j68mn70 wrote
Reply to Will I live to be 75 by CYOA_With_Hitler
Even if you abstain from all this stuff, sooner or later you'll be lying on your death bed dying of nothing.
murphanduncas t1_j5jmngj wrote
Reply to That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
Too soon.
murphanduncas t1_j4npkps wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
Your aunt and uncle died of exposure when they took the convertible to the drive up movie to see "closed for the season"
murphanduncas t1_j4npdh3 wrote
Reply to comment by chux4w in Dear Son by harrygatto
Sometimes there's shirts on the inside of the torlet.
murphanduncas t1_j2107us wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
"Water for everyone" with a wink.
murphanduncas t1_ixaup2u wrote
Reply to I finally got up the courage to go see a doctor about my four testicles. by Routine_Leading_4757
Testes, testes, 1 2, 3? 4??
murphanduncas t1_iwxrmz4 wrote
5.15 inches.
murphanduncas t1_iuhk8yy wrote
Reply to If dogs have masters, what do cats have? by Dylanphile
Meowsters.
murphanduncas t1_itzo7mi wrote
Reply to comment by Zombie_John_Strachan in A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in. by EndersGame_Reviewer
And cleaned up the streets
murphanduncas t1_itzizvp wrote
Reply to comment by Lumitooning in A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in. by EndersGame_Reviewer
Same thing for laying sod.
murphanduncas t1_itgax3d wrote
She sounds nice.
murphanduncas t1_j6ge0a0 wrote
Reply to What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off too college? by zwinky588
I never knew buffalo lives such interesting lives.