I actually think they are there because he said, "gimme some sugar baby"

I've used Swift moving services 3 or 4 times, the young lady always has answered and always very nice. The guys doing the moving show up on time and have been very careful with my stuff. 100% call these guys

basket weaver?? what does that even mean?

Easy there Trump, don't start burning crosses on lawns or nothing. Has the thought occurred that not everyone in HoCo/Columbia is Christian? Expand your world a little bit and you might find that some people from other cultures and religions are actually great people as well. Its part of what makes this area great.

there's probably 6 or 7 people that have these in my neighborhood. None of us have ever been ticketed or told to remove them by the county. You shouldn't have any issues as most of the police and county workers probably understand, and we've never had an issue with the snow plows either.

I don't know that you'll find an answer. Most weaker swimmers just switch to the back stroke or frog swim when they get tired. If you know you're a weak swimmer then just start at the back and rollover and do the back stroke when you get tired. no big deal.