We live nowhere near public transportation

Sounds like the perfect chance for partygoers to take responsibility for themselves. Sounds like the perfect chance for people to understand that when you put your drunk ass behind the wheel you’re putting not only yourself but so many others at risk. He could drive at 2mph all the way home but how will that prevent some drunk ass from doing 100 and plowing into him?

No public transportation where we live and where his job is

The peppermint oil doesn’t work

I’ve thought about it but me and 2 of the kids are really allergic to cats. I’ve looked in the hypoallergenic breeds and they want a ton of money for them